Fat guy and hag steal 300k from me in Vinh, Nghe An, Vietnam

It was my first time going to this place. I just randomly stopped in to see what's up. There was a fat guy who I gave 300k for the massage after I used my phone to ask if the massage was for one hour. I get to the room. The white sheet on the bed had multiple stains. Red flag number 1 of 100. There was a poster of a scantily clad woman on the wall. Two posters actually. Like glossy pin-up girl posters. There wasn't even a hole in the massage table for your face!

The "girl" comes in. She's a hag! She's in her 30s and her face is caked in white makeup to cover her blemishes. She has a potbelly. I would give her maybe a 4 in looks and a 4 for her body. She immediately goes for my dick after 15 seconds of being in the room. At first she asks for 700k for BJ and FS. Then she asks for 1 million. I could tell by the way she was acting that this wasn't going to go well. I go down for the massage and I'm having second thoughts. She is giving me the worst massage I've ever had in 10+ years of being in Vietnam. Just lightly touching my back. After about 5 minutes she asks me to flip over.

She pays zero attention whatsoever to my little man. At this point I've had enough. I ask for a different girl. She asked me for money to get a different girl! That's never happened to me. I'm not into it anymore. I leave and ask the fat guy for my 300k back because I've only been in there for 10 minutes, not 1 hour like he agreed to. He refused. Lots of translating back and forth. I know I'm 100% in the right because I asked for a one hour massage and I got a 10 minute massage. I threaten the police. He doesn't care. He stole my 300k. I just left. I didn't want it to escalate any further. This place isn't even on Google Maps! I tried to find it on Street View and you can't get to it. It's just down on Nguyen Sy Sach (from the corner of Nguyen Sy Sach and Le Loi). It's next to a small car washing place.

Be careful fellow mongers when you're in a small town in Vietnam. It could be glorious and you could get a super hot girl for a bargain (happened to me a few times). Or it could be a nightmare!