An all girl Catholic school bus accidentally went off a cliff and everyone onboard died and went to heaven. Everyone lines up at the pearly gate await entrance with St. Peter guarding the gate.

The first little girl Jenny walks up to the gate and St. Peter asks her: “Little Jenny, have you ever had any sexual activity with a boy?”

Little Jenny replied: “Well, I once looked at a naked boy in a shower.”

St. Peter then said: “Ok, say 3 Hell Marys, wash your eyes with this holy water and go on through the gate.” Jenny does this and goes on through the gate.

Then the second little girl Tammy walks up to the gate and St. Peter asks her again: “Little Tammy, have you ever had any sexual activity with a boy?”

To which Little Tammy replied: “Well, I once gave a boy a hand job.”

St. Peter then said: “Ok, say 3 Hell Marys, wash your hand with this holy water and go on through the gate.” Tammy does this and goes on through the gate.

By the time the third little girl walks up to the gate there is some commotion in the back of the line and St. Peter sees little Amber pushing and shoving her way to the front of the line.

Curiously St. Peter asks her: “Little Amber, what is the matter? Everyone has to wait for their turn.”

Little Amber then replied: “The hell with the line, I got to gargle the holy water before Annie sticks her ass in it!”