Suicide
Guy is driving across a bridge and sees a woman about to jump off the side. He stops and asks her what she's doing.
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
The guy thinks for a minute, then says "Well, as long as you're going to kill yourself, how about coming over here and giving me a blow job first?"
The girl decides "what the heck," so she gives the guy a blow job until he shoots his wad. Then she goes back to the edge of the bridge.
The guy asks, "By the way, why are you going to commit suicide?"
"Because my family disowned me," she replied.
"Why did they do that?"
"Because I dress like a girl!"
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