Personally I think you are either full of shit or a fucking moron...
You are avoiding the golden question that most people on here have asked... So what? You screwed a WG for one minute then thought: "Oh I better put a dom on?"
What entailed during this 1 minute?
I was with a WG in Pattaya, the condom split, I was drunk. I stopped, wrapped up and kept going
this was 3am in the morning by the way.
First thing in the morning my ass was straight down that clinic. I did all of the tests and got all of the result the same day. Yes I know some STD's & what not can not be checked so soon. I got a second opinion as soon as I got back to HK. I had the results within 5 days, I got most the same day but for the likes of HIV I had to go back.
2/3 weeks for the results?