I went back to a girls house once after a night out, I knew she had a BF - she told me he was away. I was young and stupid, although I was 18 I probably only had sex with 3 girls or something
so I was horny as hell!!
Anywayz, whilst we were at it on her bed, still half clothed thank god, her BF came barging through the front door! screaming that he knew a guy was upstairs with her, I saw the fear in her eyes, I shit my pants, pulled them up and heard him rustling through kitchen draws!!
I ran to the stairs to barge into him & he was holding a knife, a big fu**in knife too! We fought a little and I flung him down the stairs, I didnt mean to, I was just wrestling for the knife. I know some bro's will not believe this but this is totally all true.
I proceeded to climb out of the bedroom window, the girl was beside her b/friend and the bottom of the stairs wishing me a swift death. I fell, landed on my ankle, ran about 20 steps and the pain in my ankle stopped me dead, I called an ambulance and got in with the guy pissing himself laughing at the sight of me.
When I came out with the pot on my ankle, there was the guy & girl in the waiting room, he fell on the knife & cut himself! Thankfully they didnt see me!