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Originally posted by AsnDragon at 10-6-2012 14:23
SEAN,


Unless you have an ironclad prenuptial agreement signed beforehand, most times it's quite useless to be "setting the rules" with girls these days. Besides, most girls won't even marr ...

Contracts are only as good as what the signatories actually intend when signing....and as such, I personally do NOT subscribe to this idea/its usefulness in marriages.  After all, human relationships relies on a million different items, some insignificant, some actually of life/death importance - how much can a piece of paper cover?

Rather than relying on pieces of paper, I personally believe that the male must have control and the upper hand in marriage.  I mean, leave it to the gal to shape any marriage, not only will it be all skewed against the guy but in the final analysis, it will be misery for BOTH parties/a disaster.  I mean, lets face it - women??  You really gonna let them run such an important enterprise as marriage?  Yeah, quite a chauvinist - but come on....that's the privilege that one HAS as a male - and one that these bra burners want to always take away from us! Bitches!  

control and the upper hand from the git-go and maintain such coz you ARE the man of the house.

Just iMHO of course

SEAN - I ain't no namby-pamby new age type guy!
And if the ladies/anybody else don't like wot I say - please refer to my avatar!

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Reply #3961 SEAJ's post

SEAN,


Young man! You seem to have so much experience for such a young lad. I admire the bravado in your tone of voice. But as with anything in life, it's easier said than done.

As you have stated in your earlier post "a man much be crazy in love to under-wite his whole entire life to a woman, where all she needs to do is spread her legs once in a while." The thing is, usually once a man married a woman, he's already got himself in a position to lose. All he has left is to make the best of a bad situation by controlling the situation so he he loses less.

So if your post is to explain that a man can be in a situation to "lose less" then you are correct that men in that situation must turn the tables around and salvage what's left of their life during marriage. But let it be known that it's just trying to make the best of a bad situation, that's all. what you are advocating is not making a bad situation and making it into a good one. You are just trying to mitigate the suffering.

I shall print your avatar onto christmas cards to all married bros on this board, so when times get rough with you and your wife, you can give your wife the simple message, courtesy of SEAN.


AsnDragon-- you youngsters crack me up!
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Reply #3962 AsnDragon's post

Remember the clarity one experiences right after coming?

Well.... take advantage of such periods if you ever contemplate marriage!!

And Noooooo..... not just salvaging what's left of one's dignity/independence/MANHOOD,  but a stance you MUST take even before you get too involved with ANY gal!

You start off namby-pamby with her, you'll always be a push-over; but if you set the parameters correctly from the beginning....Easy street!

SEAN - YUP I is good at telling y'all to do what I tell y'all to do, just don't do what I do!!

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Reply #3963 SEAJ's post

I like that...." so what i say, but not what I do"

Well I can attest to the fact that you are pretty firm in the beginning on what are the expectations that you seek in a girl. You lay it out all pretty well in the beginning.

But! I'm sure that there has been times where you as well as other brothers were a bit of a pushover.

For example, let me give you a hypothetical situation: A girl is nice and affectionate in the beginning for a few days and you find yourself rewarding her with a nokia phone as a reward for her good attitude. This propagates further actions by the girl to "milk" you for additional money later, until you get mad and upset and start sensing that she's digging your wallet and excommunicate her.  

We all know to be the man in the relationship. However, we all know that guys all have a soft spot when it comes to affectionate girls. Real cunning girls know how to push the envelope to gain more financially. It's not the girls that straight out ask for an extra tip that you should be worried about. It's actually the girls that ask for nothing in return that you should worry about as they are setting all brothers up for a bigger pay-off later-- such as cell phones, ipads, jewelry, money to send back home to treat her favorite cow,pig or chicken in their village. You name it! I've heard of almost every story in the book over the years.


AsnDragon-- we all get suckered in once in a while. laying out the rules upfront helps, but in the end we all have a soft spot right?
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Reply #3964 AsnDragon's post

WOT???!!

We're talkin' about marriage bro!

and even if not marriage, at least gals we feel a certain amount of "something" with/more importantly a gal we would consider to be a longer lasting "regular!" We're not just discussing the common strumpet that drifts in and out from most mongers' horizon, and we ain't talkin' about the common ploy of a lot of skilled WG's to milk mongers.

I'd think that such a "union" would merit a lot of consideration even by the gal and not just those piddlin' assed items you've put forward.
  
And I say that as such, we guys MUST seize the moment to establish how the marriage will work and NEVER leave it to the designs of the fairer member of the sex.  Yeah, they're fairer - and usually way dumber too IMHO. LOL!

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NO SEX Since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

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QUOTE:
Originally posted by gwailoplayer at 9-6-2012 16:48
my first entry into the JtB haiku contest


Enticing photo

dodgy lift and grotty hall

alas, its “please wait”


<cue round of applause>



Keep on mongering ...

Not really sure what a haiku is...but let me give it a try!

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Affairs oh so great
Marriage nice and true
Have your cake
And eat it too.
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Whaddya think?

SEAN - Swede writing Japanese Haiku in English?

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Wife - You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me.
Husband - Must be Shek-ler!

Wife - Yes, but how do you know?
Husband - He's a Scrap Dealer!

Does this also qualify as a haiku??? LOL!

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Reply #3965 SEAJ's post

SEAN,


Sorry, at my age, sometimes we get all muddled up on what topic is which. I think I was looking at another thread of sponsoring girls in mainland china, thus explains why my response was not applicable to this current discussion about marriage.

I concur with you that a Man/Husband should always stand their ground whenever they can. Once your wife knows she get get away with something, they will continue to push for more. However, let it be known that women in general are pretty sneaky at getting what they want.

Heck! if you are married, then just go with the flow. I mean you already signed your soul away to her anyhow, might as well maximize whatever you can enjoy right?


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haiku

OK all u poetry-mongers...haiku is as Japanese as ume-shiso, and if u had to look that up, Tokyo salarymen and Kyoto monks alike shake their heads. don't worry. but if u want the true explanation, it goes something like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

there's three critical elements and here's the first:
"The essence of haiku is "cutting" (kiru). This is often represented by the juxtaposition of two images or ideas and a kireji ("cutting word") between them, a kind of verbal punctuation mark which signals the moment of separation and colours the manner in which the juxtaposed elements are related."   

yeah. well those of us mere mortals can sit at the children's table:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English

rules for us moronic mongo-brained mongers are simpler:

    Use of three lines of up to 17 syllables;
    Use of a season word (kigo);
    Use of a cut or kire (sometimes indicated by a punctuation mark) to compare two images implicitly.

the general is 5/7/5. i say that including the season is a plus, but not critical. i try to use it. as for the "cut," well, let yr poetry do the slicing. since no haiku not in Japanese is "correct," who cares? but i like the 5/7/5 rules. without it, the haiku won't stand up. it'll disintegrate like hiya-yakko in the Beppu summer sun.

monger-haiku: let's challenge! bad English OK!!

a lozenge of blue
"Glad to see me?" she smirks sharp.
air-con, a winter chill.

have i made PAGE 200 yet??

JtB

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Reply #3968 JackTheBat's post

congrats on reaching page 200!

*damn underestimated the length of a page*
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Reply #3968 JackTheBat's post

OK - try this for size!!
  
Two hundred breezy pages!!
How about four thousand posts??
Pox on detractors.

or.....

This is so easy
Like Autumn’s gracious beckon
Thank God for this thread!


Getting close??
LOL!

SEAN - now you're gonna get me all silly!

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i'm number 200! yeahhhhh!

should i make the text real big? or write my life story?

OK, let me tell u a story...this happened to me recently while in Macau on biz:

i was walking in the central area, hot summer sun, everyone somewhat underdressed. i see this tattoo on a lady's shoulder.

it's summer, so ppl have skin out, if it's inked, well, great, but i think it's rude to comment even if yr complimenting them. but THIS tattoo...

a hard-edged dark red disc, and in front of that, a female head in black/shaded gray. that contrast alone was stunning, but the expression on the woman's face was one of repose. serenity. think 15th century Italian oil-painting of the Madonna.

the woman was Medusa, and her hair-of-snakes was sharply outlined: on the woman's skin, against the Madonna/Medusa's face, against the red disk. this was a KICK-ASS tattoo.

i was following her only because she and her pal, both wearing big sunglasses, were going my way. then we were all waiting at a stoplight. i can't stand it, i'm staring at this tattoo 50cm away, i gotta say something.

"excuse me, but i think your tattoo is beautiful."

they turn around and...

they're both ladyboys. katoeys. transgendered. men dressing like women. Asian/Eurasian, i dunno, faces somewhat altered. the one thanked me, i nodded, the light changed.

as i crossed the street, the tattooed one turned around on the other side and beckoned me, palm-down. i went over.

"where are you going?" they were heading toward the main square.
"me? oh...i'm going...home"...i pointed along the street heading not-towards the main square. "and you?"
"I'm going to my hotel, you want to come?"

errr...well i liked the tattoo, but not THAT way. "no, i have to go home."

she produced a block of post-it notes, peeled one off and handed to me. it had her name and phone number handwritten on it.

"call me"
i thanked her and headed off.

that's all i know. what these two were doing there, what hotel they occupied, their clientele...all a mystery. they were definitely sex-worker trannies, and i've never seen anyone like that strolling the streets of Macau.

it was a splendid tattoo.

and that's what happened to me.

JtB

PS: congrats to SSS on his haiku. and now, my friend, write one is SWEDISH!

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HooooKaaaaayyy...!!!

Since everybody's gunning to make history with page 200!!
LOL!

Here goes....

Det är så lätt
Liksom Höstens nådiga lockar
Tack gode Gud för denna tråden!

So...whaddya think m'boy?

SEAN - TaDa!!

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Betcha its gonna be some newbie or a member who've never posted on here who's gonna top Page 200!!  LOL

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Reply #3972 SEAJ's post

SEAN,



I'm hoping that I'm that "newbie" that gets to be the first post on page 200! Congrats by the way, as this thread has always been full of interesting and off the wall topics!


Now, i'm a bit too lazy to google translate your Poem, so please do update us on the english translation of it. It's hard enough to deal with Volvo and IKEA, please don't make it harder for us old-timers that are just not technologically saavy to translate online.


AsnDragon-- wasn't this thread started only 1 year ago? How did it manage to accumulate 200 pages? I'm not even going to bother to read all 200 pages, but from just reading the past 50 pages, it seems like lots of fun and interesting exchanges, with a picture here and there of hot cute young girls. What prize do we get for being the first to post on page 200? How about your contact of that cute school teacher who's got the greatest tits ever!
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gentle hands caress
crisp bills remove obstacles
Monsoon rain falling

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or ... in the spirit of Page 199 ...

two hundred pages
competitive men, alert
springtime chatting mood

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Google Tranz-slate? wot dat??

Sean's haiku is easy to figure out even without formal study of Swedish. he's whingeing about the stock market.

OK, i cheated. i used IKEA-Tränzlät on it. special Svenksa translator-engine.

i thought he wd be crushed over Ukraine's trouncing of his beloved Swedish team in the Euro Cup, but our Sweet Swede is a man of the world and above such matters.

'Tis spring in Ukraine
A bag of air that men kick
Causes strife and fear

let's get back to mongering. what's everyone's preferred method of punting when the weather is a giant sauna? walk around 141 hallways hoping the "please wait" signs aren't out? book a smooth-looking hotel doxie hoping u won't get B&S'd or other miscommunication? prowl the Jordan area looking for an intriguing streetwalker? leap into 37D just cuz it's air-con?

or do u skip it all and sit at home with porno DVDs, dipping her hand into a bucket of ice and jerkin' the gherkin?     

hey, nothing wrong with an ice-cold wank. reminds us of those fumbling first dates in the back of the Volvo, the cold of Stockholm enveloping everything...many who grew up in the northland get really turned on when they can see a woman's breath, oh yeah...

JtB

PS: i give up, ill never hit page 200!

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Reply #3976 JackTheBat's post

OK - one last attempt...and I'll forever retire if I still don't get this haiku thing

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Spring has really sprung
Its muggy and I’m horny
Bring it on Darling!
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SEAN - I is a lover I ain't a poet!

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muggy haiku:

she hoisted the blade
"three millimeters, it's hot."
a whisk of pubes flew.


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                                     yeah, get those clippers and TRIM IT ALL SHORT!!   

JtB

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You like de kelp forest, mon?

Yessss mon! Jus' cuz I and I got de badazz longest dreadlock on da island don' mean I don' like a fine Rasta gurl what trim dem pussah hair!
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Lemme splain what I mean cuz I is a rude bwah, you hear a rude bwah talkin' here. But like me mon Jackson say in dat Babylon movin' picture: “I eat de pussah/I eat de azzhol/I eat ever' muthahfukkin' thang.” An' them fine Kingston pussah-packin' wimmin they growl like da Lion of Judah, rev like a motorbike, purr like a kitten, and when dey cum dey rise up like a panther and slam down like a TONNA BRICK!

My rude bwah fren' Da Bat say you from SweeDEN, I dunno this place, he says it cold, I say like ice chest fulla Babylon canna BEER?

I don't drink dat stuff no, I and I and my little herbstalk, heh heh heh. He say you no Babylon and you like da pussah-hairs like da kelp forest off da California coast, I seen it once on da bloodclot teevee station, Discovery Channel, I discover dem big plants wavin' in da water and things swimming in there.

You like the forest, OK mon. I and I would get lost in there mon. I looking for da pearl, not da kelp. An' I hate when da pussah-hair gets stuck in mah teef. Got to get da bumbaclot dental FLOSS to get that thing outta there. Rasta gurl got some strong pussah-hair mon.

But get da clippers and it ain't no PLUCKED CHICKEN, what u talkin' mon. If you go to da Babylon store and buy da razor then maybe...an' after two days it grows stubble and itch, some gurl try it once she go back to de clippers nex' time, sure.

Every Rasta know this, even them that work a Babylon job and wear da bumbaclot suit an' tie and don' pass de chillum, even those crazy dum-dums know da clippers create da nice sof' bush an' help a mon find da pearl. You want to swim through da long KELP, OK mon. Maybe if it get long enough she can make de pussah-dreadlocks.

Got to go, Jedediah just pull out a massive spliff, FTW, mon.



Erastus Righteous Obeah-Dude
666 Ganja Lane
Kingston Town, Jamaica mon, where u t'ink?


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