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Originally posted by poopoop at 5-1-2012 10:09
I don't know if it was real or not, but there's this video showing sperm being cooked like a fried egg. It actually turned out looking like a fried egg white LOL. The gross thing was they made a girl eat it and she didn't look so happy  

Not that i have tried but i remember a girl friend telling me about a cook book about cooking with sperm. sounds disgusting lol.

http://www.frumpzilla.com/frumpz ... emen-based-recipes/

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WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just checked and guess what??????!!!!

Today is the

    FIRST YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE BIRTH OF THIS THREAD!!!!    

   HAPPY BIRTHDAY   


TO

   @**IDLE CHAT, Q+A, PIXS, RANTS ETC. - WELCOME ALL NEWBIES/MEMBERS**@    


With mucho mucho thanks and kudos to everybody here who have made this thread the

   LONGEST THREAD ON SEX141!!  


and the
   7th Most viewed one!!   




    Thanks guys    

   for making this the FRIENDLIEST thread on the board.

All you guys' spirit  of

    SHARING AND CARING   
is a beacon for sex141's trademark welcoming spirit of camaraderie!!



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Reply #3182 SEAJ's post

I still remember the first time u started this thread. there was some argument in other threads and u had idea to start this kind of thread. Congratz!! 319 pages.




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Reply #3183 SilverBird's post

Yes, I did have a bit of a stormy start with all sorts of detractors remarking that it was a bad idea, will be very bad for the forum etc - but I have just stayed true to our aims to make this thread a welcoming one for ANYBODY that wants to feel welcome;  whether newbies wanting to take his first tentative steps onto 141, members wanting to feel more of the camaraderie that he sees here or even just guys who just want to chat with friends.

But its ALL YOU GUYS who have made the idle chat thread what it is; all your various sharing and caring, tolerance and understanding for most small transgressions, and just being friends with each other that IMHO makes this thread a true beacon of welcome to all on 141!

I've put together a few statistics.

#1 TOP REPLIED THREAD - 3,183 posts, which is 4.45% of the total 71,449 posts on 141 last year.

#1 LONGEST THREAD - 160 pages (on my firefox browser - but you see 319 pages? On what system? )

#7 TOP VIEWED THREAD - 56665 views  (the first top 6 viewed threads were all started many years ago)

But I believe its not just the statistics that's important - I'm actually all the more comforted by my supposition/belief that we have been instrumental in encouraging quite a few guys to become GREAT CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS to our forum.  

That.... to me....
is the true measure of you guys' REAL ACHIEVEMENT on this thread.

Thanks again guys!



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Reply #3184 SEAJ's post

haha congrats Seaj. next step is 1# most viewed thread! i wonder if views count by unique views or just views in general. if its views in general i am sure this thread will catch up in no time .

just wondering what is the most viewed thread?

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Reply #3184 SEAJ's post

I love the thread, I joined the forum almost three years ago, and it has given me a place to begin posting, and the confidence to then participate in others, once I was sure I would not be ridiculed for my humble beliefs and takes on life!

It's great just for expressing views and getting the banter and low down from all the bros here.

It pleases me so much, that I'm doing an impression of a fish out of water and trying to get back. This is achieved by me drawing scales and fins then thwacking my LB on my laptop keys

You just couldn't get away with that on some other threads.

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Reply #3184 SEAJ's post

Congrats thread, for what you've achieved! Happy birthday!!

@mkpgsl:

Speaking about cooking sperm, there's one about it in a Korean movie called "Sex Is Zero" and it's FUCKING HILARIOUS! You guys should watch it. ROFL!

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SEAJ   6-1-2012 13:04  Karma  +1   Yes, thread can even walk N warble Queef N Fark N Nookie now! LOL!
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DB141,

my apologies for the lateness
started with posting reports elsewhere so finally just catching up now with all the threads available in these forums ahahah...

i'm still a fullfledged newbie so welcome any guidance and assistance if i'm out of line, thanks! ^^

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So, anybody going to be in Hong Kong and wanted to do a 141 walk up? LOLZ

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Reply #3187 mrpekz's post

LOL, i just wanted to reply that there is a movie to there LOL.
the bread is filled with fried white eggs and rats poison and it looks so delicious if we don't know how they cook it.


Reply #3177 DB141's post
LOL. i don't think i could get sex out of my 1st girlfriend yet as i am still looking for one
btw IMHO, that queefing should give more pleasure than usual.

here is my thought on that. there should be a gap during penetration that cause air to goes in when we pulled back and out when we push in. the air can act as a soft muscle and will give friction when u pump quickly.
i never had that kind of experience before

and i think, if u have any experience with that. maybe the girl had given birth before but did not do "vaginal stitching"(i don't know the terms in english). but i heard from my friend who give birth naturally(without caesar) they need to do the stitching and i don't know what it is for, i don't ask more than i need to know .

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Been awhile...

Feels good to be back and good to know that I am back to some "celebration" here for the achievement of the thread started by SEAJ Sifu!


First of: HAPPY BIRTHDAY THREAD!!!


Looks like I have missed out a lot and there are much to catch up on the reading...seems like reading a thick novel but only more interesting!


Reply #3814 SEAJ Sifu

Congrats again on all the achievements. To be number 1 on some of the stats shouldn't be a problem...but to beat "orn Streaming Websites" as most viewed thread will be tough...to many pervs amongst us..hahaha...


Reply #3187 mrpekz

About the Korean movie "Sex is Zero", is that there one with one scene where one of the inexperienced guy accidentally fucked the wrong hole of one of the girls? I remember the scene but forgot the title of the movie. It was one hilarious movie about men trying to score.


Reply #3190 gonuts

Gonuts, giving birth naturally needs some help from doctors as well. Mind you that the baby's head is not small, so after the baby's out, some stitching is required to "reduce the size of the hole". The muscle are fully stretched when giving birth and some tearing is resulted, so help is required to mend the tearing.

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Reply #3191 Tuffbod's post

yeah... thats what i mean. and i think, it may have relation to that queefing.

i just check them out on google, some of the woman who gave birth before scared that they are loose. while i don't know whether it is just their feeling or not.

i have been with a WG who bears a child before. her body is small, height around 155cm. but her vagina feels thight though, and is not loose as i think it was.

Reply  #3190 Seaj's and DB141's Rating
hahaha.... am i pulling them ??

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Reply #3191 Tuffbod's post

Yes, you're right. LOL!

It's a Korean movie is about a sexually deprived group of boys, each with very unique character. In the movie, they are desperately trying to chase after girls in their school. One of them (the main female protagonist is really pretty though).

They even have Sex is Zero 2 which is equally funny!

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SEAJ   7-1-2012 01:29  Karma  +1   GONUTS!! U really must see this movie!! LOL
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oic...thanks for your tips to increase the credit

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After reading a ton of reports. it seems like alot of you gentlemen have multiple punts a days and it got me thinking about the typical punting sche. of the members; If you guys go on sprees of many WG in a short time and then take a break to re-coop  funds and liquids . or if you you guys are keeping a constant pace.

Personally I punt on avg. 1 time a week steady. However with my new raise i think i might go on a little spree of my own

so what is the typical punting rate of the other members?

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Reply #3195 mkpgsl's post

I try to have as many punts as I can when I have the money. ROFL! Right now I'm recuperating my wallet. It's been drained over the holidays. Keep in mind that real life needs > punting needs. Don't let your dick tell you what to do, bro.

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As some know i'm so excited w/ my trip to HK.  I'm getting quotes this week and going to book my ticket.  In the mean time, I wanted to ask people where I can go to get a real foot massage from a younger girl?   This may or may not be mongering related, but please let me know if I cna make an arrangement for a massage for my legs, foot in particular.

Thanks!

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Reply #3197 Bottom's post

Great that you're coming over!
Bring lots of $$ and help our economy out! LOL!

Just a bit of unsolicited advise - you may NOT want to come out to Hong Kong/China anytime during the upcoming Chinese New Year period. Most Chinese - including WG's - will be going home and thus there will be a lot less talent.  Give it AT LEAST 2 weeks after CNY before coming over - coz that's when they'll START to trickle back.

Specific to your question about footy places, as per the rating comments - don't worry about making pre-arrangements. They're ubiquitous in Hong Kong and no problem to find a place with whatever you require;  and if a place disappoints, then also not such a disaster as Footies are quite cheap in Hong Kong

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Cantonese profanties!

Woo Hoo! somebody just bumped up an old thread and amongst the gems, I found a link to wikipedia for Cantonese profanities.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantonese_profanity

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Cantonese profanity
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The five most common vulgar words in Cantonese profanity are diu (), gau (), lan (), tsat () and hai (閪), where the first literally means fuck, while the rest are sexual organs of either gender.[1] They are sometimes collectively known as the "outstanding five in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑).[2] These five words are generally offensive and give rise to a variety of euphemisms. Similar to the seven dirty words in the USA, these five words are forbidden and bleep-censored on Hong Kong broadcast television. Other curse phrases, such as puk gai (仆街) and ham gaa caan (咸家鏟), are also common.
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    1 Vulgar words
        1.1 Diu
        1.2 Gau
        1.3 Lan
        1.4 Tsat
        1.5 Hai
    2 Other curse phrases
        2.1 Puk gaai
        2.2 Ham gaa caan
    3 Legal issues
    4 Notes
    5 See also
    6 References
    7 External links

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[edit] Diu
Main article: Diu (Cantonese)
The written form of diu commonly seen in Hong Kong

Diu (traditional Chinese:  or 屌; Jyutping: diu2), literally meaning fuck, is a common but grossly vulgar profanity in Cantonese. In a manner similar to the English word fuck, diu expresses dismay, disgrace, and disapproval. Examples of expressions include diu nei! (屌你! or 你!, fuck you!), diu nei lou mou! (屌你老母 or 你老母, fuck your old mother). The latter one is particularly considered as grossly offensive and is one of the most serious offences one can make.

The word diu was originally a noun meaning the penis and evolved as a verb.[3] Regarded as a grossly vulgar word in Cantonese, the word has gained a new meaning in Taiwan to refer to "cool". In this context, the mandarin pronunciation may not be censored on TV broadcasts but the original Cantonese pronunciation is still a taboo.

Certain euphemisms exist, including siu (小) (small/little), tsiu (超), yiu (妖) and tiu (挑).[4]
[edit] Gau

Gau (Chinese: ; Jyutping: gau1), sometimes wrongly written as 尻(haau1) despite different pronunciations.[5], is a vulgar Cantonese word which literally means a cock or cocky.[1]

A common phrase ngong6 gau1 (戇) is an adjective that may be loosely translated as a "dumbass".[6] Cantonese phrase mo4 lei4 tau4 gau1 (無厘頭尻) that means "makes no sense" was cut to mou4 lei4 tau4 to avoid the sound gau1.[5] Similar to fucking in English, this word is usually used as an adverb. Compare this:

    痴線 (crazy)
    痴線 (fucking crazy)

Two common euphemisms gau, which only differ in the tone, include 九 gau2 (nine) and 狗 gau2 (dog, but it may change the original "dumbass" meaning into "cunning" instead).
[edit] Lan

In Cantonese lan (Chinese: ; Jyutping: lan2), sometimes idiomatically written as 撚 lun, is another vulgar word that means penis.[1]. Similar to gau, this word is also usually used as an adverb.

lan yeung (撚樣) can be loosely translated as "dickface".[7]

Euphemism includes 懶 laan (lazy) or 能 nang (able to).
[edit] Tsat

In Cantonese, Tsat (Chinese: ; Jyutping: cat6), sometimes idiomatically written as 柒, is a vulgar word for an erect penis. Its American English equivalent is "boner". Ban1 cat6 (笨柒) (stupid dick) is a more common phrase among others. However, it is usually used as a vulgar adjective especially among the youth. It means "ugly" or "shameful".

cat6 tau4 (柒頭) can be loosely translated as "dickhead".

A common euphemism is 七 cat1 (seven), which only differs in the tone. As a result, some people would try not to order seven dishes in a single meal to avoid the embarrassing meaning of "eating a dick". Other euphemisms include 刷 caat3 (to brush) and 賊 caak6 (thieves). As a result, thieves that are easily caught by the police are often intentionally describe as 笨賊 ban6 caak6 (stupid thieves) in the newspaper to achieve the humorous effects from the phrase ban6 cat6.
[edit] Hai

In Cantonese hai (traditional Chinese: 閪 or 屄; Jyutping: hai1) is a common vulgar word that literally means vulva or vagina. The English equivalent is "cunt". 屄 is more common on the mainland of China, with 閪 being used in Hong Kong and Macao. The Chinese character 屄 consists of two parts: the upper part is 尸 that means "body" while the bottom part 穴 means "a hole". The Chinese character thus literally means a "hole at the bottom of the body".[1] Two common phrases include 傻閪 so4 hai1 (silly cunt) and 臭閪 cau3 hai1 (stinking cunt).

A common euphemism is 西 sai1 (west). The phrase 西口西面 sai1 hau2 sai1 min6 (west mouths and west faces) is often used to describe women who have an impolite look. Some words that are associated with western culture such as 西人 sai1 yan4 (Westerners) may become Cantonese jokes that base on the ambiguity of these vocabularies. Other euphemisms haai4 include 鞋 (shoes) and 蟹 "haai5" (crabs). As a result, crabs are sometimes intentionally linked with other words such as stinking and water to achieve some vagina-related humorous effects.

The word hai can also mean total failure as in the phrase hai saai (閪曬). The Chinese character 曬 means "to expose to the sun", but in Cantonese it is also used as a verbal particle to stress the action.[8] To further stress the failure, sometimes the phrase hai gau saai is used (the word gau that means penis is put in between the original phrase). Since this phrase is highly offensive (it consists two of the five vulgar words), a euphemism or xiehouyu, a kind of Chinese "proverb", is sometimes used. As in a normal xiehouyu, it consists of two elements: the former segment presents a scenario while the latter provides the rationale thereof. One would often only state the first part, expecting the listener to know the second. The first part is "a man and a woman having a sunbath (naked)" (男女日光浴). Since the penis and vagina are both exposed to the sun, the second part is hai1 gau1 saai3 (閪曬) — a pun for total failure.[8] Therefore, if one wants to say that something is a total failure, she only has to say 男女日光浴, and the listener will understand the intended meaning.

Mnemonics for these five vulgar words are a five-word sentence 小狗懶擦鞋 siu2 gau1 laan5 caat3 haai4 (little dog (is) lazy (to) polish shoes).
[edit] Other curse phrases
[edit] Puk gaai
The written form of puk gai commonly seen in Hong Kong.

Puk gai (Chinese: 仆街; Cantonese Yale: puk1 gaai1) literally means "falling onto street", which is a common curse phrase in Cantonese that may be translated into English as "drop dead". Originally it meant that when you die, your body will rot on the street because all your family and friends have left you and no one cares for you. It is sometimes used as a noun to refer to an annoying person that roughly means a "prick". The phrase can also be used in daily life under a variety of situations to express annoyance, disgrace or other emotions.[9] Since the phrase does not involve any sexual organs or reference to sex, some argue that it should not be considered as profanity.[10] Nevertheless, "PK" is often used as a euphemism for the phrase.[11] The written form can be seen on graffiti in Hong Kong and other places in Guangdong, China.

In Southeast Asia, the meaning of the phrase has evolved and it is no longer a profanity, and is usually taken to mean "go bankrupt". The term is even used in a colloquial sense by Malaysian Malays, in which case it is usually rendered as "pokai".
[edit] Ham gaa caan

Ham6 gaa1 caan2 (Chinese: 咸家鏟; Jyutping: ham6 gaa1 caan2) is another common curse phrase in Cantonese that literally means "may your whole family be dead".[9] The first character is sometimes written as 冚, mainly because in speech 咸 is not said with its dictionary pronunciation haam4, but ham6. Interestingly, 鏟 caan2 means a shovel or to shovel, which possibly relates to a funeral and ultimately to the meaning of death. Like puk6 gaai1, the phrase can both be used to mean "prick" or to express annoyance, but be wary for many find "Haam gaa caan" much more offensive than "puk gai".[9]

冚家拎 Ham6 gaa1 ling1 is a common variant but 拎 ling (to take/carry something) has little logical relations with the original phrase. Adding the words ham gaa (whole family) in front of a bless can actually reverse the meaning. For example, common phrases like 冚家富貴 ham6 gaa1 fu3 gwai3 (may the whole family be rich) or 冚家祥 ham gaa cheung (may the whole family be fortunate) are often understood as "someone is suffering from big problems". As a result, the appropriate word for "the whole family" is 全家 chuen gaa to avoid any negative meanings. More recently, a variant of the phrase 冚尻鏟 ham6 gau2 caan2 has escalated the meaning from the family level to the globe level in order to describe the extent of global problems such as the recent financial crisis in the world.

Mnemonics for these two phrases are a four-word sentence 冚家仆街 ham6 gaa1 puk6 gaai1, which means 'whole family fall down on the street'.
[edit] Legal issues

In Hong Kong there are specific laws that forbid the usage of profanity in public. For instance, by Hong Kong law any person shall not "use obscene language... in Ocean Park", and "an offence is liable on conviction to a fine at level 1 and to imprisonment for 1 month."[12] In the MTR, it is prohibited to "use any threatening, abusive, obscene or offensive language...."[13] However, despite the explicit prohibition of various laws, the exact definition of "obscene language" is not given in the ordinance.[14]

[ Last edited by  SEAJ at 8-1-2012 01:44 ]

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And another web page

http://cantonese.ca/sex.php

that I saw from that thread that got bumped up
http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... 0467&highlight=

And BTW - apparently (??!) this board does NOT allow the Chinese words for diu (), gau (), lan (), tsat () to actually be written out/somehow the post disappears if one writes these Chinese characters. Interesting

QUOTE:
asshole        屎眼         si2 an5 (anus)    Lit. shit eye/hole
bisexual         男女都鍾意          lam4 löü5 dou1 dzUng1 yi3 (to like both men and women)
blow job        吹簫         tsöü1 siu1    Lit. play the flute
boobs        波         bo1    Lit. balls
breasts        胸         hUng1
butch        男人婆         lam4 yAn4 po4 (masculine woman)
carpet muncher         磨豆腐         mo4 dAu6 fu6    Lit. to grind tofu (which produces liquid, graphic imagery for lesbian sex)
come        射嘢
射精         se6 ye5    Lit. shoot stuff
se6 dzIng1    Lit. shoot energy
condom         (避孕)套         (bei6 yAn6) tou3
crossdresser         異裝好者         yi6 dzon1 hou3 dze2
crossdress         反串         fan2 tsün3 (special term used only for movie or TV actors, e.g. Mrs. Doubtfire)
cum        精液         dzIng1 yIk6 (sperm)    Lit. energy juice
cunt                hAi1
dick                lAn2
dirty-minded
   horny bastard         鹹濕
鹹濕佬         ham4 sAp1    Lit. salty and wet
ham4 sAp1 lou2
drag king         扮裝皇帝         ban6 dzon1 won4 dAi3 (woman who dresses as a man for a performance)
drag queen         扮裝皇后         ban6 dzon1 won4 hAu6
dyke         基婆         gei1 po4
fag        死基佬         sei2 gei1 lou2 (derogatory)
flat-chested chick          飛機場         fei1 gei1 tsœng4    Lit. airport
fuck        扑嘢         bok1 ye5
gay        基         gei1
gay guy        基佬
同志         gei1 lou2
tUng4 dzi3    Lit. comrade (term used among gays)
   to be gay         搞基         gau2 gei1
go down on         食佢條         sIk6 köü5 tiu5 hAi1    Lit. eat her cunt (cunnilingus)
grope         搞         gau2
hard on        扯旗         tse2 kei4    Lit. raised flag
hickey         咖哩雞         ga3 lei1 gai1    Lit. curry chicken
hooker        雞         gAi1    Lit. chicken
jerk off        打飛機           da2 fei1 gei1    Lit. to shoot airplaines (cocking motion of early anti-aircraft artillery)
lesbian         基婆         gei1 po4
lick                 lem2
make love        做愛         dzou6 oi3
nibble         咬         au5
orgasm        高潮         gou1 tsiu4    Lit. high tide
porn                 sam1 kAp1 ye5
   porno mag         鹹書         ham4 sü1    Lit. salty book
   porno movie         鹹片         ham4 pin2    Lit. salty movie
sam1 kAp1 pin2    Lit. third grade movie (adult rating)
   to surf for porn         睇鹹網         tAi2 ham4 mon5 (Internet)
prostitute, female        雞         gAi1    Lit. chicken
prostitute, male          鴨         ap3    Lit. duck
pussy                hAi1
sex                
   have sex with (her)          同(佢)做         tUng4 (köü3) dzou6    Lit. do it with her
sex fiend        變態         bin3 tai3 (negative connotation)
she-male entertainer        人妖         yAn4 yiu2 (often considered offensive)
sissy         乸型         la2 yIng4 (effeminate man)
sleep together        上床         sœng5 tson4    Lit. go to bed
straight                
testicles         睪丸         gou1 yün2
tits        波         bo1    Lit. balls
transgendered         跨性         kwa1 sIng3
transsexual         變性人         bin3 sIng3 yAn4
virgin         處女
處男         tsü5 löü5 (female)
tsü5 lam4 (male)





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