Hey guys, I'm in Xi'an right now staying at 5 star hotel. Just finished a workout and headed to the "beauty salon" to see what services they offered. When I first walked in, there were two young girls reading magazines but then when they saw me, they quickly went into the back room; not sure what that means. I talked to the lady at the front desk, she said they have the usual traditional massage for 200 RMB and European for 260 RMB. They she looked me up and down and said they have "special services" for 800 RMB. I acted like a newbie and chickened out to returned to my room.

So what's a European massage? By special service I'm guessing she means FS?

i'm not a big fan of the Almighty Bush many PRC WGs seem to sport. many Thai WGs prefer the "bald eagle" look...better, but best of all is a sweet l'il wisp IMHO.

as far as controlling yr own pubes, well, most gals seem to prefer it. u CAN get out the ol' Mach 3 and shave it nice and smooth. however, after a couple of days, the stubble will itch and you'll wish u hadn't. fortunately, there's a good compromise.

invest in an electric hair-clipper (the kind w/two vibrating comb-like blades u put a drop of oil on between uses). it should come with a variety of plastic guards ranging from 3mm to 12mm. now, if u haven't done this before, u might want to start with at least a 6, and u can use a 9 or even a 12. snap it on there. this is simple, proven technology: don't get all freaked out.

the next part is best done in the bathroom with a piece of newspaper spread out: start a-shavin'! if yours is a cordless model make sure it's fully charged before u start, OK? the corded models are clumsier but yr not gonna run outta juice. start with the main patch and watch the hair come straight off. nice, eh? that's the easy part: u stlll need to get the nooks/crannies, lift up yr dick and run the shaver over the bottom of the shaft to trim off any scraggly hairs (be sure to pull the skin straight, no folds). and if you've got hair on yr upper thighs, trim that off too. the idea is to make a nice soft surface without hairs that may stick in yr sweetie's teeth.

oh yes, the first time u do this is intimidating, yr thinking SHARP OBJECTS/COCK, but with the guard in place, just keep the surface smooth and you'll have no problems. barbers do this DAILY, fear not. but try 6mm and see if u like it. i prefer 3mmmyself, and have received compliments from the gals many times. also, it's a great way to show any PRC gal that one can in fact trim one's pubes without being struck by a bolt of lightning!

JtB

LOL!

Reminds me of soooo many times when I'd walk into a BBS with one particular White mongering friend of mine - he's not a small guy and pretty well close to half the time, as soon as we'd walk in, we'd see gals just disappearing right in front of our eyes.

One time a gal actually shrieked as soon as she saw my friend ...... and I just had to do it....I went ahead and chased the terrified gal sprinting all the way to the back room and into the bathroom!

Talk about being terrified... you should see the look on  her face when I told her that my buddy had seen her and insited that he do her!!  
Yeah Yeah yeah, SEAJ is NOT a nice guy!

But a great story to tell and re-tell every time my buddy and I meet up with other guys!

SEAJ

But I'm just a Chinese guy and I didn't have bulging pants went I walked in. Anyways, I chickened out.

Ooops - sorry audible!

I don't know why - but I had just assumed you were a Western guy!

Anyway - since you are Chinese, then I really can't 100% imagine why the gals would disappear.

You said that you just "worked out," does that mean you are a big muscular guy?  Could that be the reason?

Or else, perhaps they were waiting for a particular customer - perhaps a regular - who may have "booked" them - and thus they are NOT then available/disappears just to make sure they don't get picked by you the new client?
This DOES happen quite often at BBS's you know?!

Just idle speculation!!!

SEAJ

I don't shave "down there", but nether regions get trimmed to be more acceptable to ladies, as no one likes hair stuck in their teeth.  

Everytime I see newbies spamming the jokes, the AV and the news section, I just shake my head and sigh!!

Why cain't these newbies instead just get on this thread??

Join in the conversation, ask questions, get into the tom foolery....whilst earning actual posting credits i/o wasting their time spamming those sections totally unaware that they are NOT earning any credits.

And worse, when they figure out that they did NOT earn any credits for having posted in those sections, they then turn to other sections...and meets with disaster/being slapped for spamming!

Siiiiighhh....!

SEAJ

U that short huh?!
That unless you trimmed, the gals are gonna get hair in their teeth - as they go all the way to your hilt blowing you!

Oooops Sorry!! Sorry!!

Just a perverse way to welcome you to this thread - and my hope that you will just get right into the fray here!

WELCOME!

SEAJ

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My SO has been asking me to trim it but I think she's more curious as to how it'll look rather than avoiding pubes in her teeth. Maybe I'll get more BJs if I do trim it.

It's been a while since I took my little brother for a hair cut. I used to go to this place(ligit) for foot massage and they offer male shaving as well. First time I did that I asked her to take everything off from belly to butt hole. I felt uncomfortable down there for a week. But when I look in the mirror my dick seemed to be longer without the hair. I know it's just an optical illusion but hey it felt good.

Then I started having the trim regularly and I must say I really enjoy it. It is very erotic when a girl tries to move your erect penis around to get to the hard to get places. It was too bad she would not offer the final step. Her place is closed now and I have not found a new place yet. With all that hair around now I can't even find my dick.

lol, that's also another reason to trim as it makes your LB seem bigger and the girls don't have to rummage in the undergrowth.

it's been HOURS since anyone posted pix of fine nekkid sweeties on this thread. i won't STAND for it!! deprive me of warmth, sleep, and a decent cheeseburger and i retort with...

THESE.

JtB

People have different motives ... not all are chasing k - speaking of which, why does almost every post here get rated with k?

Errrr.... you figure that 4 posts on the jokes sections, within 2 minutes, ALL saying this same exact thing:


Must be that he likes the jokes - right?

LOL!

SEAJ

Good point!!

Off topic: i'd like to say a quick hello to any aussies out there, and hope none of you or your loved ones have been affected by the floods.

Yes - been watching CNN and the "Inland Tsunami" in Queensland.

Sympathies to bros and your families there.

My prayers and best wishes.

SEAJ

That inland tsunami is heading for wivenhoe dam which is presently at 192 percent capacity. When it reaches 200 percent, the excess water will need to be released into the brissie river - catastrophe is looming as the cbd goes under, which is expected some time today!!

Whan natural disasters strike in any country, there has always been a fund raising drive in Hong Kong - even for the U.S. when Hurricane Katrina struck.

How come there's not been such a fund raising drive for this disaster in Australia?

SEAJ

Australia is considered a relatively rich country, while the parts affecting america were still seen as poor.  Plus, this is a newish disaster. Or, it could do with those medicals you made mention of elsewhere. They've given australia the finger after they got the finger

Oh yeah - maybe others here can help me with my problem:

I'm trying to get a tourist visa to vist Grosstralsia and I'm having problems.

First they wanted me to go for a full physical even before applying for this visa - which I reluctantly went ahead and did.  Well, when I applied for the visa with my certificate of clean and robust health - they turned around and insisted that I also needed to go to a proctologist and have a rectal examination.

Ridiculous - and of course I refused and demanded an explanation for this total affront.

Well, apparently, the Government of Grosstralsia wants to make sure that anybody coming in to their great country are perfect arseholes - to blend in with their people, the Grosstrailer-parkers!

Think you guys can help?

Thanks
SEAJ