Man, bringing a chick back to your own house while the SO is away! It is so unbelieveably stupid that..., well..., that I've only done it a few times.
And regretted it each time.
Damn alcohol and breasts!! These two things mix well, but sure can get us into trouble.
I recall waking one morning, in my own bed (usually a good sign).., but there was someone beside me that sure didnt look like my SO. Damn! What the fuck was I thinking?? Anyway, you can be sure that I made our morning session a quick one before hailing a taxi for her...
And then spent the next several hours scouring the place for hair, condoms, panties, jewelry and whatnot. Luckily, our helper has long dark hair too, so worst comes to worse I would say it was hers. (she's in our bedroom all the time anyway.., so a pretty good scapegoat).
Still, I will never (read rarely) do that again!!! Never, ever, rarely, ever, never!
Unless it's that hottie that works at the local. Or maybe that Pacific Coffee chick down the road - man, she's stunning! Or....
Nope. Dont do it, Bros!!
