zombie

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1)        a person who is or appears to be lifeless, apathetic, or totally lacking in free will; sometimes depicted as having super human powers like strength and speed;
2)        a supernatural spirit that reanimates a dead body
3)        a corpse brought to life through sorcery or witchcraft
4)        a human infected with a virus causing cannibalism, extreme aggressiveness, and the desire to infect others by biting them, and eating their flesh.
5)     a zombie has been depicted with super human characteristics like strength, speed
5)        the snake god of voodoo cults in the West Indies, specifically Haiti.
6)        the python god revered in parts of West Africa specifically the Congo.
7)        a piece of computer code that instructs an infected computer to send a virus on to other computer systems
8)        a cocktail in a tall glass made typically with several kinds of rum, citrus juice, and often apricot liqueur.

Brother Ramont stated, “For me the Walkup Zombies are the guys that just wander up and down the walkups- maybe take the lift to the top and then go check floor to floor as they go down. Hang out anytime they see someone go up to a door to knock, so they can peek in. Stand in the stairs between the floors to scroll through 141 and see what's around when their top choices are busy. Mostly window shoppers without a set target.

For me hobby zombies are essentially any other punter I encounter while I am hobbying. They do tend to wander around from floor to floor to peak into rooms to catch a glimpse but hesitate because they haven't seen everyone. But after they do get a look at everyone they end up going back to the one they liked, but of course they are probably busy. So feeling slighted and frustrated at themselves, they wait like zombies. I also see a correlation with getting laid, and the pursuit of getting laid. For example, the longer i go without hobbying, the more zombie like i get. That's why I don't wait, because there are just too many options out there.  For me I have never waited more than 5 minutes for a walkup girl. Especially if i pre-booked, I will give a few minutes for the previous guy to leave while i wait out of sight.  If I am hunting, I won’t wait just because I don't want to join them.  

The funniest zombie story I have happened in JSL a while back. Me and this other guy were walking side by side at street level. We exchanged a certain look with each other and its almost like we knew we were going to hobby and it was kind of a race. We were head to head into the Lobby of JSL. I am no rookie, so I purposely slowed down to let him cut in front of me to the lift line. as the elevator arrived we all shuffled in with me turning around and backing in. This guaranteed I would be first out of the door.   As I boxed everyone out, I got to the door first. I suspect she saw the wave of zombies coming through CCTV6 and she must have recognized me because she opened the door to let me in. I tried to block the view as best I could. Once into the room, the session started and the crowd started to swell outside her room. For me this sums up a zombie. When one of these idiots that sees the “please Wait” sign but decides he is the big shot and rings doorbells even knowing another brother is in there. This is rude and inconsiderate. This zombie would even go harass other rooms before circling back to ring the bell of the room I was in. I even asked the girl if she knew him, and she said no. So I told her my zombie comparison theory and she was amused with my dark humor. She said this guy was relentless. He would come around on a daily basis to ring every bell, but never take action.  I said this needs to stop. I don’t mean wandering around looking for pussy. I am sure he has his reasons. I am not one to judge. But don't kill my buzz. I mean affecting the sessions of others. While I was in my session, he must have rang the bell 3 times. This is while the sign was busy.Not to mention her yelling out loud that she was busy every time he rang that bell. I wanted to teach him lesson. So I said let’s see how long he is willing to wait, I have got plenty of cash to out wait him. I ended up staying like 2 hrs, and this zombie would linger in the hallway. He would even come put his ear to the door to eavesdrop i guess.  And any sound emitted, he would scurry out of the shadows. Finally I thought he left so I left. As I stood there waiting for the lift, I see him emerge. Just like being risen from the dead. He rings the bell, she opens the door. He gets a glimpse and then walked away down the stairwell. I was in complete shock. This fucker waited 2 hrs and after getting a look he just bounced. That is a zombie if I have ever seen one.

So in conclusion, please don’t get offended or get your panties in a bunch. I am guilty of being a zombie at times, and it comes with the hobby. But it is also just a comedic insight comparing us hobbyists to a fictional character. Just my attempt at bringing some humor to our obvious sex addictions.  HK zombies are unique as they are only found in locations listed on a sex worker forum. LOL And in an effort to engage with my fellow brothers, leave a comment as to what zombies mean to you. Share a zombie story…

Happy hunting zombies

[ Last edited by  FirstTime at 14-4-2022 07:06 ]

For me, anything about Zombie starts with Dolores (RIP):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

First congrats to @FirstTime for politely letting everybody in the lift first…and therefore be the FIRST OUT, that is obviously something many still don’t understand here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zHm_6AQ7CY

So here we go, just another day in the staircases/corridors of nests:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zHm_6AQ7CY


The first thing coming to mind was the faces of the other
(but this zombie had done “Due Diligence” with a priority list and details before wondering around)
zombies when wondering In Wanchai SKM or SW Kam Bong (of course I went there too).
“WTF, a gweilo there”?  
I am still not sure if they were seeing that with pride (he is like us) or in shock (gweilos there?).
Just imagine the faces of those zombie ….and the ladies…seeing me in Mongkok at Pat Chun (ticked 4 floors there).
Got good laugh.  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zHm_6AQ7CY

Anyway, I have few stories about: (puzzled) Zombies and Cherie picking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zHm_6AQ7CY


A)
I was enjoying my time with a lady, then showered, dressed and was ready to go. As I gave a her a kiss and was opening the door, “STOP” she said.
Me: “What? We are done now. It’s time for your next appointment. I don’t want you to be late.”
Her: “I don’t have an appointment at once and I don’t like the faces of the 2 guys on the corridor camera,
so if you open the door and leave, it means one of them I will try to come it. Please wait until they go away.
If I put “Please Wait" while they see you leaving (and me alone), they might wonder, wait, wait and who knows how they react”.
Me: “Yes Milady!” and I waited 5mn for the zombies to self-disintegrate into ashes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWyvMerss4w


B)
        10:55am with appointment at 11:00am, I went up and sat in the staircase (no A/C   ) waiting for the lady to get ready, especially as the door of her Flat was closed.
There were 2 or 3 zombies sleepwalking in staircases.
Word of mouth in those building is clearly faster than speed of sound, maybe Mach 5,
as I was not even sitting to check how a stock market was behaving that
the Lady popped of her Flat, with make-up but…in night gown (clearly worked very late) and laughed at me along the line of “WTF are you doing there?” and dragged me in her pad.
She was expecting a SMS (as usual when very early but for 5mn, no drama no need for SMS).
And the zombies were puzzled, kind of “Are we supposed to wait in line, LB out, for the lady to choose?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYhxaZXXwsg


C)
  The 24/7 Card
In another nest, where ~all the action is happening on one floor, I unexpectedly showed up at 11:00am while Sleeping Beauty was generally opening shop at noon.
Of course SMS, phone calls and ringing the bell were ignored as Sleeping Beauty put phone on mute and take sleeping pills (very loud shxt AC).
So I started loudly banging the door where next to her jaw dropping picture the sign was clear “Please Wait”.
The 3 zombies in the corridor considered that a new low.
I imagine their thinking: “Nowadays, gweilos are so degenerated they cannot even read English...or maybe this one is also blind.”
The door opened, Sleeping Beauty kissed me and dragged me into her bed to finish her sleep.
What zombies did not know was that “Prince Charming” had the
“Bang my door anytime outside business hours card.”
(She had even offered me a copy of her key which I declined)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKuJUxGntRI



D)
       
I am done. Don’t spoil my afternoon.

Unlike A) diplomatic skills, some just don’t wear gloves…or sometimes just make a statement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zHm_6AQ7CY  Business wise, it is ...questionable....but she has a her style.
That started with usual in-door aerobics, then the lady dressed up and we left her room together for lunch.
The Phoenix 5F zombies founded it unusual, but it was just the beginning.
We had lunch and even a Thai massage (that was bonus, not included in the $ package) after before migrating to her pad to ease digestion with some exercise.
When I finally packed,  opened the door and left, the on-duty zombies saw the opportunity, drooling, but too bad the lady picked her “Please Wait” sign and just REMOVED IT.
Later I asked why: “I had a great early afternoon, so I decided to take the rest of the afternoon off. Period. I will work this evening.”
For sure this one is not exactly a Stakhanovist. She has HER way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zHm_6AQ7CY


So sometimes “life” is tough for zombies.


Do not forget that is the movie that most ladies see MOST OF THE DAY on their monitor, only view of the real world!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA


When the room is a bit run down, that can be a bit depressing especially when LIVE-IN, so a little bit of attention and care can go a long way.
So instead of starring at the monitor to see zombies movies, chatting with regular clients can be a big plus.

I have never heard that song before. LMAO

Soundtrack in my head for the lift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bueFTrwHFEs

After the punt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

Life is tough when your not a zombie too