Mods - let me know if this should go in the lounge or can stay in this section; I couldn't find a thread like this so please feel free to move, delete etc. If anyone has seen a thread like this (different to my previous thread, see below), feel free to mention.

Basing off my previous thread on most surreal / experiences - I was actually expecting to see more - some were really really juicy - but instead I thought I would open this thread - to focus on more the funny side of your punts. Life's too short to focus on the negativity! (been seeing quite a few sad posts recently)

So recently I have repeated my usual places and there are have been some truly odd yet funny things happening - and curious to see if anyone has similar experiences during their punts. Like before, consider this a safe space - no need to post specific women, agents, or locations, just a place to casually (and anonymously) share.

A few of my experiences / examples (I'm sure you all have something better!)

• Got quite close talking to a spa girl; always sparks flying during our punts - as we entered the room it was a quick DFK session, was super hard, and she then got up and rushed to get a bag out of the cupboard....thought it was a pack of condoms but turned out to be a peach - yes; a peach. Ended up talking casually and eating fruit before we started out session
  
• After finishing a punt, a girl no longer working at the spa was hanging around, ordered MacDs for everyone and offered me a burger; she was so excited to see me as I was eating she literally was dry humping my leg, while eating, a burger in one hand, the other hand on my shoulder, all while I was trying to hold a conversation with another woman lol.
  
• At one spa, I went very regularly during my early days - to a point where the woman at the end of the session, serious face on, said - 'wait here, the boss wants to see you' - I thought I was in deep shit with some triad member - after waiting for the longest 5 minute ever; turns out not only she was a beauty, she wanted to thank me for my support in their tough times - (then we couldn't keep our hands off each other until someone else needed the room )
  
• During the opening party at one of the spas - I noticed one of the managers lost a lot of weight - she looked great before but even better now; I couldn't even recognize her. Party was in full swing, other customers chatting to the women, nothing weird going on - the manager suddenly made me hold her hips while she drank, and the other manager who's just as hot simultaneously swung by, stroked LB once and whispered something in my ear (will leave it to your imagination) - I was eating roast pork when this happened (a traditional Chinese dish for new shops opening; I think for good luck?) - and choked - made a scene in front of all the guys and women there (about 7-8 people in a small space), with someone almost calling an ambulance lol   

If possible, I would like to try and keep this a positive thread, so no beef, toxic on punts but the random (and positive / great side) or serendipitous experiences.

[ Last edited by  vinc9 at 15-9-2022 00:54 ]

Was at Orchard Towers (4 floors of whores) ten years back. I think top floor and I ordered a drink and sat to watch the goodies. A nice Thai girl came over and sat on my crotch and started dry humping me whilst I grabbed her hits. After 3 minutes shot my load into my underpants and walked out satisfied but with a dark patch on my light coloured trousers. Didn’t even pay the girl, we were both happy to touch each other. Had to buy a magazine to cover myself on the way back to my hotel.

What's with this obsession with making out with "managers"? Isn't it enough to pay WGs to make out with you? You got a kick out of chatting with managers because their attention on you is something that gives you the kind of excitement money can't buy?

It is enough. In the end it’s all friendly banter and nothing serious. They know I am paying for a service with their WGs and they chat to talk about what they can do better, general feedback. From there it was just more of a casual chat and for on both our sides, nothing serious and just getting to know each other; we both  don’t see any harm in getting to know a few more people on life.

[ Last edited by  vinc9 at 15-9-2022 16:19 ]

Here's a good one - Was years back when I was still living in Beijing. Picked up a pretty hot girl in Sanlitun (when it was still good, talking about almost 10 years ago now).

She seemed pretty normal, had pretty good English and I thought I was gonna get lucky with a freebie (It happens once in a blue moon!).

Make out in the taxi all the way back to my place. Make out on the couch and she says she wants to take a shower to freshen up.

Sure no problem right? She comes out 20 min later naked, and then asks for money.

I know - this is nothing special, happens all the time and happened many times to people I know. But this is where it completely goes off the rail.

I turn her down and ask her to leave and even offered taxi fare...but she says that she cannot leave because she just threw all her clothes into my washing machine to wash - wtf???

I quickly run in the bathroom and indeed, there is a load of laundry going on. For the life of me, I couldn't figure out how to stop and drain the machine mid-wash so the door isn't locked.

So I spend the next hour or so watching TV with a naked chick sitting beside me - not even any more making out...

An hour later, I give her 100 kuai for taxi and send her off with wearing wet clothes.

Can't believe I haven't posted about this...usually I tell everyone this story cause it's just so ridiculous!

@nitesky6888

Haha the thought did cross my mind a while ago- but it’s a line I never crossed; no matter how hot they are, or money I offered, for some reason it’s a line I didn’t want to cross lol. But hey- I’m sure there are others out there who have? I wouldn’t be surprised.