Date/Time: Mon Nov 13, 11am
Location: Bali, Indonesia
Name: Andrea, Evangeline...?
Link: flamespabali.com
Nationality: Indonesian
Age: 25-30
Face: 3/5, 3.5/5
Body: 2/5, 2.5/5
Height: 160cm
Skill: 4.5/5
Service: 4.5/5 - professional massage
GFE: 4/5, very friendly, but crappy English
Price & Session Length: IDR 2.7m for 90min two girls massage with jacuzzi room + 1 free cocktail
Repeat: No
In short I unfortunately will not be returning to Indonesian spas. Your mileage may vary, but I tried two different spas (Flame Spa and Sway Bali Spa), and was satisfied with their massage technique, but very disappointed with the quality of girls, supplemental services, and the cummy coconut massage oil (will elaborate below). After some good nuru in Lady Spa in Hong Kong, my expectations were high, and I was curious to try two girls at once, and a bachelor party in Bali gave me the perfect excuse for a sinful sampling. A fellow bro report from @1punt2punt4 gave a good review for Flame Spa, so I decided to give it a shot. However, either I am racist or am unrealistic or watch too much Japanese / Caucasian porn, but I could not find any Indonesian girl that met my expectations
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Arrival I entered a dark, cozy reception area with two thin, tight receptionists in dark dresses welcomed me and gave me the menu of services (attached). They then sat me down and in an Indonesian accent, started reading me the Miranda Rights (this is a full body-to-body sensual massage with our erotic specialists... focus will be relaxation of the entire body, as well as the genitalia... there will be no penetration of any kind... do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?) I couldn't help laugh since she obviously rehearsed these lines by heart, and read them in a monotone Indonesian Batman voice that was just funny
. I signed the agreement, stored all my belongings in a locker at the front desk, and headed inside.
It's clear that a big portion of the fee goes into the decor, because the place was beautiful. Long dark elegant hallways, with a small outdoor bar and a fountain with water spewing out of a stone woman's tits. The receptionist led me into the room at the back. Possibly because I arrived at 11am, but there were only 7 girls to choose from, and this was when I had a bad feeling. While nearly all were slim, only one of them had a C-cup or bigger, and only two were somewhat attractive to me face-wise. I chose the one with the best face and the other with the best boobs, and headed upwards to the jacuzzi room.
Now, the room was truly massive - almost as big as my small apartment in Hong Kong. There was a king-mattress, a toilet, an S-shaped couch, and a jacuzzi big enough for three people, all illuminated with a dark purple glow. There was no shower, so I just rinsed down in the jacuzzi.
Massage As I was drying off, there was a knock at the door, and the two girls (Andrea had the tits, and Evangeline had the face) walked in dressed in nurse outfits (not sure why) Ensue small talk. They were extremely friendly, and like to call you 'baby.' I stripped and lay face down on the gigantic bed, and they immediately got to work. This is what you pay for - it's clear that they are very well trained in the massage art, and it was heaven to feel four hands at once - they were always at opposite sides at me: one massaging my lower left leg, the other on my right shoulder, and they would rotate 360 degrees around my body to get full coverage. Every 10min or so, one of them would playfully put her hand down between my legs and cup my crotch, almost as if to check that my dick was still there
it felt good regardless.
Handjob At around the 30min mark, I could hear them strip with my eyes closed. Shortly after, Andrea asked me to turn my head, and I was greeted with her large tits in my face. I started sampling the goods, but careful not to suck her nipples fully due to the low chance of STDs from breast secretions (please tell me if I am mistaken), while Evangeline started stroking my cock. If this had continued for a few more minutes I would have cum, but what happened next set the entire course downhill for me. They reached for a bowl on the side, dipped their hands in, and started dripping what looked like a small bucket of cum onto my chest, my dong, and all over their bodies
all while making oooh and aaah noises. I could immediately feel my dick recoil, and I asked what this new oil technology was, and they said it was coconut oil. While I was intrigued by the new experience, this wouldn't have been an issue if it were my cum, but it looked too much like someone else's cum. They started lathering it all over their tits and over my dick (yes, it was very messy - the entire bed was stained with white juices) all the while one of them shoving her tits in my face and the other playing with my dick. Andrea then climbed on top of me and started faux-fucking me, while Evangeline jerked me off from behind. I tried to close my eyes and use just my hearing and my sensory feelings, but it was no good. They then tried another tactic, with Andrea climbing off and playing with my nipples while Evangeline made a seductive face and stuck her tongue out as if yearning to taste my cum, but this was just too much for me, and I started to laugh
maybe I just wasn't used to such a porny experience, but she just looked so silly to me. Eventually, I caved and just told the both of them that I drank too much and wasn't able to cum. They looked legitimately disappointed, and I tried to reassure them it wasn't their fault.
Jacuzzi With about 45min remaining, we got into the jacuzzi, and filled it to the brim with warm water and bubbles. I was also looking forward to this, as I probably will never have two girls in one bath with me. However, when I tried to speak, I soon realized that their English was too poor to hold any meaningful conversation. And since I was no longer in the mood for sex, I just wanted this to be over, so I tried to just enjoy the jacuzzi and encouraged them to enjoy themselves and take a break. They happily gossiped to each other in Indonesian, and with 15min left, we showered the bubbles off each other, got dressed, and left.
Epilogue On the whole, this was not a fun experience for me. However, what's undeniable was the quality of the facilities, the massage technique of the girls, and the level of service they provide. The 90min jacuzzi for 2.7m also came with a free cocktail. However, what I could not enjoy were the quality of girls provided (again, maybe I am just super unrealistic or just don't find Indonesian girls attractive), and the bucketful of cummy coconut oil that they use. Altogether, it was a memorable experience, and at least I now appreciate Hong Kong's nuru and girls that much more.
