I didn't comment because it was just TOO silly. Escaping by chopper and avoiding immigration? Gimme a break.
I once had to do a runner from Pattaya with my mate because he got into some trouble with a WG, the cops
and a couple of bar owners. But we just took a taxi back to Bangkok in the dead of night.

Bro, it's interesting that stuff that you mentioned somehow preven HIV... how does it work? do we eat or apply them on the skin?

When I was a kid, my dear old mum thought a spoonful of cod liver oil could cure anything.

this is true....my mum said good for metabolisme and prevent kids from vulnerable to general sickness.

I still take cod liver oil in bottle - orange flavour..............

hmm i always feel cod liver oil, smells, looks and tastes like semen...


anyway this thread starter is DrJoker..
how can we treat his words seriously..
we need to lighten up and enjoy his jokes..

ehhhh ... actually the thread starter is pagolo ...    maybe he's the Dr too ?

kaka,

If you'd read carefully, you'd notice that I said that they "followed me to my room." In other words, this was not in a brothel, but my place.

cantgetenough,

Again, if you'd read carefully, you'd notice that I beat up 2 girls (or 1 & 1/2 girls, depending on how you look at it). Jason Bourne is a super-spy who beats up professional killers. I ran crying like a little girl to a friend of mine to bail me out of trouble. Jason Bourne would've probably stole a chopper and flew it out of the country himself. You flatter me too much to compare me to Jason Bourne. As a matter of fact, if this was not an anonymous forum, I would never admit to you that I was stupid/drunk enough to be ass raped, then beat up 2 girls and ran crying like a little girl to a friend to bail me out of trouble. You give me WAY too much credit!

goodjob,

Please note that a crazy, drunk, stupid gweilo wrote this. So, there is very little scientific basis for curing/preventing AIDS with cod liver oil, brazil nut, and antiseptic enemas. There is an online book that claims that AIDS is a nutritional disease: http://www.raymongraceprojects.com/pdf/TheEndofAIDS.pdf . This is based on statistical correlation. Anybody knows that you can "prove" just about anything with statistics. Therefore, eating brazil nuts probably will NOT cure/prevent AIDS. However, eating 5 brazil nuts a day is tasty and can't hurt me, so I do that every day. It might help me but it can't hurt me. As much mongering as I do, I'll need all the help preventing AIDS that I can get. The reason our dear old mums thought that cod liver oil can cure just about anything is that cod liver oil is proven to boost your immunity to disease. This is because cod liver oil is high in vitamin D. Vitamin D has been proven to increase your immunity to disease: http://www.nutraingredients-usa.com/Product-Categories/Vitamins-premixes/AAP-calls-for-kids-vitamin-D-intakes-to-double . And the antiseptic enema? That's totally the rantings of a crazy lunatic gweilo. That has absolutely no basis in fact at all. However, I really needed to clean my rectum so that I could feel whole again....

So, whenever you feel "dirty" for whoring too much, just pop 5 brazil nuts, sip a shot of cod liver oil, and tell that one-eyed whore to shove that antiseptic enema up your ass. I promise, you'll feel clean enough to keep on trucking after that!

Yee, Haw !!!

[ Last edited by  drjoker at 30-10-2008 15:29 ]

gosh just notice this reply.........you are so funny. goodbye.  LOL....

Thanks for the detail explanation.. it's pretty new to me that AIDS is nutritional disease, let;s hope that it's true.   I can imagine that in your desperate moment you will do anything necessary to prevent it no matter if it's a myth or fact. I will keep the cod oil, brazil nut and antiseptic enema in mind if I ever in desperate situation, those might be useful!.

Give you credit?  How so?  I just sarcastically compared you to Jason Bourne.  I'm sure Jason Bourne would not have found himself in a situation where he's being buggered up the arse by a tranny but if you replaced the tranny and whore with 2 "professional killers" then your story sounds like a Jason Bourne fight scene.  Or maybe not, maybe just a poor action film from the 80s then (not being sarcastic that time).  And since when would Jason Bourne steal a chopper and pilot it himself?  Think you're confused with James Bond there.  That was a bit of a boo boo when trying to point out contradictions in my post.  

I do give you credit however for coming up with such a fabricated story and posting it for the other bros here to read but adding that you cried like a big girl in your second post kinda ruined it unless of coarse you were perhaps going for a Jack Bauer impression where after a long traumatic experience, where you get to sit down and reflect on it, you sit and have a cry (24 series 3 I think of the top of my head but need someone to confirm this).

Maybe you have a promising career as a script writer for action movies since you managed to combine Jason Bourne, James Bond and Jack Bauer into one character <---- sarcasm

I would've kept that story to myself for the rest of my life if that happened to me.

Classic stuff....I hear Jackie Chan is looking for some comedy-action scripts for his new movies - these stories are real winners!!! Plus your understanding of the MMF FFM etc definitions is great - you clearly have a clue about squat....except how to fabricate :-)

Thanks for giving me a laugh before my friday night drinking session - got something to make the rest of the lads laugh over tonight!

Taking up the star role in a film written by drjoker really would kill off his career

Yes, Tai always remove all religious stuff before gettin freaky.  Some will even give a little prayer before, I guess to kind of say, sorry, for having to put the stuff away?