... and be aware that if it says "Massage + Whole Package 60 mins" that actually means 10 minutes of random rubbing, 10 minutes of f*** service, a quick shower and exit ...
Actually, you can get lucky - I certainly have (read my posts) - but the ones that give the best service don't advertise it.
So the other acronym you need to memorise is YMMV
Chemistry matters a lot in this hobby
And if you want to brush up on your Chemistry, read through Doc Marsupial's lecture notes ... they worked for me (thanks Mars!!
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