As many bros here have punted not only in Hk but everywhere they have been to maybe.......

They must have come across a bad experience, funny or not in the end but would be great to share......

Mines being...


Back in my younger days...22/23....Bought my second car which was a brand new BMW and ok i guess in terms of comfort and having 4 drs.
Anyway took it for a drive into the city centre and somehow made into the red light district and spotted a nice girl standing on one corner of the street.
Picked her up and drove to a secluded place.....this being just outside the city centre in a massive carpark in a dim lit corner and not easy to spot by passing cars.....
Discussed the prices and paid. BJ was fine as i just reclined my seat back a bit and keeping an eye out for passers by or worse.....the cops.
While she was giving head and i was feeling the pussy and not much response.......then all of a sudden she stopped BJ-ing......eh..?
She was partially drunk and or either on something as her eyes were closed...so i just shook her head a bit to waken her up bit and carry on what she was doing which
was ok up till now....slow good sucking action.. She dozed off again and thought better just get on with the finalle and finish off...

Domed up and moved over kneeling in front of her in the front passenger street. Tight because bmw  have a big centre console.
2min into the action she was just about to put her legs up into the dashboard....no way having prints on the new dashboard...
So i suggested we go to the back seats and moved the front seats forward which should be a lot better....
Back into the action and carried on where i left off....same thing happened and eyes closing again with no response.....
So i gave her 1 big hump and she yelled.....damn...that woke her up... .
Carried on like hammer and tongs and she was getting wetter....oh boy!
You could hear the squelch squelch noises from below and the windows were steaming up pretty quickly.....
Great cum on both parts i must say and cleaned up with wet wipes and dropped her back off where i picked her up and content.

Next morning upon entering the car i noticed a big stain on the back seat.....damn!
She either came really hard or i must have triggered her bladder.....
Your guess is as good as mine......
End of the day a good punt but expensive cleaning nightmare!

Puff ... do you mean you actually put women to sleep while humping her ?
Hope your technique have improved since then ...     

I wish I am a hot girl who got picked up by a guy with a beamer.


I'd pepper spray his dick and take the car.

EASY?

EASY!

Before or after he humps you ?

Am I right to assume this happened someplace other then HK ?
Not many BMWs comes with cloth seats here !
Did you manage to get the stain out ?

My worst nightmare was already posted last year and its forever etched into my memory ...
http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... &extra=page%3D4

My second worst went like this

In my younger days I met a woman at work a few years older then me.
Her face was a perfect 10 and body about 7 - 7.5, she was devorced and
hot to trot ... Second date and ended doing it on my dining table. The
problem was when I entered her I felt absolutely NOTHING ! her cave was gigantic !!!
had to make a lot of adjustments and ended up fisting her (my first and only time) and
in return I got a couple of BJs. Never experienced anything as big as her since (thank my lucky star)

(Puff .... this is your chance to get back at me   )

In my younger days, when I only had a part time job and still in college I used to go to these 25 USD Chica houses in Queens, New York.  They were houses that were set up with typically 10 women, 10 tiny rooms, no showers, just go in, pay the house, get a playing card, give the card to the girl and do the deed in the tiny room.  Basically go in, get wiped down with alcohol, get a 1 min CBJ till you are up and fuck till you cum or 15 mins whichever comes first.  The girls were typically from 4-7 but occasionally you would see 9's.  

So one day I go after finals to bust a quick nut of relief.  I am sitting inside waiting for the girls to come out for my selection and then I hear a HUGE BANG!  Police were trying to break in!  It was a raid!  Dammit! Just my luck right?  So I see the house people running out the back, so I go after them too, I did not want to be arrested for solicitation, I jump over 2 fences and there was one small fence that led out to the back street.  After I jumped that fence, I ended up stepping on a can and sprained my ankle.  Anyone who has ever had their ankle sprained knows that there is no way to even walk after than, perhaps hop on one foot at best.  Next thing you know, police are jumping over my head and on cop grabs me and shoves me against the wall, not knowing that my ankle is sprained.  I am screaming in pain and this guys is telling me, "stop exaggerating , I am not pushing you that hard"

I get taken into the police station and get questioned.  I told them that I was just walking and these guys started jumping over the fence and one of them slammed into my ankle.  I started to threaten to sue and all this other crap.  They eventually let me go after 8 hours.

My ankle was sore for 2 weeks and I was not able to walk on it for that time.  It took at least another month for it to completely heal but whenever it is about to rain, I still feel a slight strain on that same ankle.

Yo Yo.......Yo Yo......

Get back at you.........?

Never!!!....

You let the cat out the bag yourself.......

Yep..but expensive after 2 washes.....

Damn i knew i should have went for leather then........

Bro, I gotta ask - how can a 22/23 year old afford a brand new BMW? I was in my 40s before I could afford mine.    

One of two ways. 1. He is from a wealthy family. 2. He deals in controlled substances.    I am sure it is the former and not the latter.

Didn't you know Puff used to sell his body ???
He made a fortune from the tai tai's here .... and now after retirement he's decided to give it back ...
    

Sorry Puff, in a good mood today, just joking with everyone ...  

yeah, twiceaweek, keep pissing at puffdaddy

I am still angry at puff

People can get a mortage for a house/flat on their first job so it isn't surprising to get a loan for a BMW

[ Last edited by  moebee at 3-1-2008 19:35 ]

It was a choice then........

Car or Mortgage.....I choose Car.....

Well i was young then and no digs to pay and my job was okay with lots of spare cash....

You are only young once so hobbies were cars and stereos then..........

Now an even more expensive hobby

Women....

No Comment.......or in cantonese..`Mo haw fon gon`....

Mmmmmmm....?

Wheres that wee black book of `tai tai`s`.......

I am sure i ......erm......better not say.....

Suls....?

Send me your address and i will send you the prescription of pills.

I know how you feel now and its not easy. All the bros do care about your health and state etc.....

Let me help you and send those `PMS` pills for you....

It would do you a world of good.....sigh.....?

          

                       

Sulasno, this sounds like an emergency ...
And we do care, so
I'll go one better, I'll actually buy them PMS pills and DHL them to you ....
I'll also add those pills that makes you wee wee better too ...

                       

Don't forget that some consider this the most expensive hobby.

Suls will be `brewing` just now.......

grrrr....huh.....etc....