Date & Time of Session:  March 2023
Location: Woody's
Name: Dadaa
Age: too old
Language: English was good enough.
Body: 4/5 Fake, if that's your kind of thing.
Face: 4/5 Cute face, short hair.
Skill: 4/5 Decent.
GFE: 4/5 Has personality.
PSE: 4/5 If you like the fake boobs thing...?
Price & Session Length:: 800 + 150 to the venue + 500 for what seemed like less than the alotted 40 mins (cannot verify)
Repeat: No

For the record, I gave her respectively high ratings as they're completely relative. Infact, not MCOT, but I'm sure she'd suite somebody's taste. I'll give her points for attitude and effort.

I'll never go back. Both places were a complete disappointment. I say both, because I first took a stroll over to Lolitas, only to find that there were no ladies there. Three unattractive girls sat outside, along with three dudes who stood awkwardly in the way of the door. I walked through the door to see what was up. Maybe they're hiding inside? That was even more awkward. Nobody. A girl behind the secretary desk, and one of the unattractive staff from outside followed me inside to inform me of what the establishment was all about. There was nothing there for me. I left.

On to Woody's, across the street. I walked past a bunch of places slowly, hoping someone interesting might catch my eye. It was not the case, but finaly I chanced it and walked into the place. The line up followed, but it was so hard to make a decision. Honestly, none of them were what I was hoping to find. I should have walked.

I gave one lady a chance. I say lady 'cause lets face it -she wasn't young.
She was good at what she was doing. I'll give her that. I opted to go again, accepting her offer of a second round, but time was up before I could enjoy the 500 baht extra that I'd ordered.

I thanked her anyways, as I was obviously tired and distracted by the countless times she tried to stick her finger in my ass -I honestly don't get how that works for straight guys -not my thing. But that was that. I was kind of just done with it.

Not that anyone can be completely upset about getting a good blowjob, but it certainly wasn't anything to write home about.

Honestly, I'd say don't bother, but I haven't had much luck since in setting something up with a girl I am infact interested in seeing.

Overal damage: 1450

[ Last edited by  liveabroad9 at 14-3-2023 23:35 ]

Wood Bar is a great place, 800THB for an expert BBBJCIM is hard to complain about. I’ve had 5 different ladies from this place and all were enthusiastic and skilled, yes some will rim you, stick a digit in your ass etc but the main thing is they will keep sucking long after you’ve shot your load (the best). As with everything in this hobby, ymmv.

I struggle to find an even average looking woman in Wood Bar. They are mostly older and worn out or younger and plain looking.

I still go back though because 800 baht for CIM in 10 minutes works for me.

Don't expect to find fantasy level girls here, unless you have some twisted fantasies.

Wood bar rarely has any decent ones these days, even less so for Lolitas & Kasalong

Just a warning to you bros, I had one couple weeks ago & then after I had some kind of urinary tract discomfort. Back in hk, saw the doctor and it was HKD800 for 4 days meds, a bit of a pain in more ways than one. So just reconsider doing BBBJs bros

Ditto bro, got UTI too after a bbbj.
Various test, heavy dose of antibiotics....no more bbbjs.
Infact, decided to only VF, with dom.

i have read online that lolitas and Woodys are the place to go for a good BJ, as well as 7 heaven

So if lolitas and woody are no longer viable, cuz ive been reading bad reviews, like really old ladys, bad service, UTIs

In your professional opinion, which is the Best Blowjob bar in Bangkok or pattaya?

I can share the one I went to but at the same time I don't want to because I reckon I got the UTI from her. But she is a stunner in BJ bar terms, feel free to PM me bro

I dont think i can PM you, cuz im still a noobie

But please share~~~ i am searching for a BJ Bar in which my dick can call home~~

But seriously though, please and thank you

But whenever I went to that street, always noticed those bars on the left-hand side with girls sitting and making indications of blowjobs available, and they offer this in rooms located on top of the bar. Look prettier than the oldies in Wood Bar, yes they do charge you 200 baht more but the quality is always better..

Always ended up picking a pretty one from one of the bars and never made it until reaching the Wood bar which is located towards the end of the street.

Well, this isn't much of a report, as I've never written anything here and have just been a lurker.

So, when I first arrived in Bangkok at the end of 2021, when they still had that Covid Pass, etc., I finished the first day of quarantine. Alone in my hotel room, I was just googling places to get blowjobs, and I stumbled upon the Wood Bar / Dr. BJ Bar (old name). I noticed it was located closer to where I was. So at 6 pm, the hotel receptionist rang and told me she had received the report of the test, and I was now free to leave my room and go out as I pleased.

I took a Bike Taxi from Soi 49 straight to Soi 7/10 or something. The bike guy dropped me off at the entrance of that alley, and you can't really make out what is inside the alley due to those buildings at the entrance and the alley being slightly crooked at the entrance.

I just walked inside the alley wondering what I might find. It's a narrow lane, with open shed-type bars on either side, complete with pool tables and bar counters. The first bar is filled with tall Ladyboys who just come and hug you, saying, "Welcome" and "Party with me". Not being used to this, I just grinned while saying, "No, thank you", and walked a few more steps. Then I noticed cute girls, probably 22 to 26 years old, dressed sexily, sitting on stools located at the entrance of the bars. I made eye contact with a cutie wearing a pink tube top, and she just smiled and gestured near her mouth, asking if I wanted a blowjob. I just nodded, and she ran up to me, holding my arm and guiding me inside the bar area. She told me it would be 1000 baht, and I could cum in her mouth.

I had read up about Wood Bar offering BJ's at 800 baht, so I told her that. Then she tells me that at Wood Bar, it's all old ladies, and they don't have rooms, they will just blow you in a seat inside, which is not so nice, etc. I was like, it's only 1000 baht, and it's my first visit to this alley, so let's see how things go, and said yes. She then asked me to wait for a minute when she went to a locker kind of thing inside the bar and took out a basket/or bag, and asked me to follow her in. I followed her, and she led me to an elevator where it took us to the first floor. We navigated a bit and entered a room. It was nothing fancy, just looked like a cheap short-time hotel room with a bed and bathroom attached. I asked her if it was clean (due to Corona at that time). She said yes, they clean well and change sheets after each customer and spray something. She did speak good English, so it was easy to communicate with her. Then she started undressing and asked me to do the same. I thought, why not, and then entered the bath with her. She prepared herself with some gargling mouthwash, etc., and then asked me to step in. She washed my dick and ass while stroking it and saying some stuff that I don't really recall now.

She then dried me up and asked me to lay down on the bed. She started blowing, and man, she looked too cute! I played around a bit, gave some kisses to her cute boobies, and also fingered her pussy a bit. She asked me if I wanted Boom Boom, and it's only 500 baht more. I told her probably next time, but if she's ready to come to my hotel room, then maybe I would seriously consider it. It seemed like she couldn't leave or didn't want to leave that place for some reason.

She was good at her job, a great blowjob, and then I unloaded into her mouth while she kept on blowing. She then slowly raised her head and asked if I was done, so if there was any more cum left for her to suck. I told her I was done, and then she went into the bath for the usual post-bj cleanup.

I gave her the thousand baht and left the place as a happy man. I have visited that lane several times since then. and will be back in Bangkok next month so will give it another try.

The place you described should be Dela Massage; my report here:

https://forum.sex141.com/eforum/ ... 7614&highlight=

But I paid 800 baht in Sep 2022....

However, I loitered there again in Dec 2022 and was quoted 1000 baht so I don't know

For BJ bars, I'd recommend 7-heaven which is slightly more expensive at 1,300 baht. However, I feel the girls there are younger and much better looking. I went last January and must say it was a good experience. The girl I chose Cat iirc, was pleasant and friendly. Gave good head and even offered another HJ after BBBJ as I came quite quickly. According to her, since the package is for 40mins. If a customer leaves too early, the boss will question the girls as to what happened. I think they want all customers to leave with a positive experience.