I agree with what you say about electronic money transfers, but the bit about the omnipresent IRS is nonsense. The IRS has a few employees in all US embassies, but to think that they are everywhere watching everything is ridiculous. There's no way the IRS has 500 employees in HK. Even in the States your chances of being audited are quite low because the IRS simply doesn't have the manpower.

The idea that the IRS has people who actually go out and kidnap people in foreign countries and throw them on planes is nuts. Who handcuffs you? Who puts you on the plane? Does someone come up behind you in Central, throw a black bag over your head, toss you into the back of a van, then smuggle you out of the country from a secret airbase in the NT; all this because you haven't paid your taxes?! Get a grip guy. If the IRS did this kind of thing in a foreign country it would become an huge diplomatic problem. CIA agents have already been indicted in Italy for kidnapping an Arab off the streets of Milan.

This kind of hysteria kind of makes me doubt the cousin in the IRS claim. Toss away those surgical gloves bro and relax.

Ya do know that he's dead, don't ya bro?

drjoker

Yeah, the doctor's a real joker.   I still remember his post where he described being armed to the teeth back home with multiple
guns and knives and was asking the advice of the bros on what he should carry for self-protection in HK.

Then, of course there was his classic advice to always wear rubber gloves while fucking the gals to avoid STDs.  

One of my favourites was his story that he once had a lump on his penis but all the tests were negative. Eventually, he flew to a another
city to see a specialist. Turned out it he had an ingrown hair! And he's a doctor!  

Another of his theories is that you have more chance of catching an STD with a GF than with a WG. Maybe that's because he doesn't
wear the rubber gloves with a GF.  

Oh yeah, the US can solve the Iraqi problem by giving Iraq to the Turks.  

What else? Oh yeah - he thinks HK is a haven for retirees due to the low rents.

Recently, he described himself as a food tourist and was going to Guangzhou to find dog meat. But he wasn't going to eat it - he was just
gonna take a photo of the menu to prove to himself that dog meat really exists.  Guess he didn't believe sexpert on that one.

Now we have his story of the IRS kidnapping Americans who don't pay their taxes and flying them back to the USA in handcuffs.  

Man, somebody has gotta write book based on the postings to this forum. There's classic stuff in here.  

Btw drjoker - please don't take offence to this post. If you were English, we'd describe you as eccentric, which is actually quite a loveable term.
I love reading your messages.    

I guess the GFs got tired of him climbing into bed every night wearing surgical gloves. Or was it that as soon as he put on the gloves, they knew he wanted sex and resented the clumsy hint - stretch snap! stretch snap! and a lecherous wink. Or did they get tired of always having the foreplay interrupted so that he could slip on the finger condoms. What could he have said by way of explanation? - "Sorry dear, I do love you, but I'm a doctor, and I understand these things - you're unclean."

And what must the poor WGs think when the naked Dr J, cold lust in his eyes, slips on the surgical gloves and reaches out for them?!   

But that's some memory you got there Jake. I can see that the good doctor has made quite an impression.

  I'm chuckling just trying to picture it. But put it in the context of recent events and gals must be scared shitless.  

Btw bro, your humour is improving. You'll be on the jokes page next.