Cigarette!!
Got this joke while I was in KL recently:
A Cuban, US fella, Indonesian and Malaysian were on a helicopter.
The Cuban took out his expensive Cigar, puff 3 times and threw away the cigar out from the copper. Took out another cigar and puff 3 times and throw it away again....continously doing this until the US Fella stops him and asked:
Hey mr. Cuban, why are wasting ur cigars?
Cuban replied: we have plenty of them in Cuba...........
US fella nodded acknowledging the Cuban answer.
Next, the Indonesian took out his cheap smelly cigarette (can;t remember.... somthing like Gudam Garang).....and does the same as the Cuban wasting the whole packet of cigarette in less than a minute.
Now the Cuban asked the Indonesian why are u doing the same as I did??
The insonesian replied: same like you, we have plenty of these cigarettes in Indonesia......
Cuban nodded agreeing with him.
Now showing off, the US fella took out his Marlboro and puff away his pack of cigarrette just like the Indonesian and Cuban.
And the Indonesian said to all...........Mr. US Fella......no need to explain.....I know u have plenty of them in US.......all LOL.........
What about the Malaysian??? While all of them were laughing out loud.........he grab the Indonesian and threw him out from the copper......and said in a cold blooded manner...."WE ALSO HAVE PLENTY OF THEM IN MALAYSIA"..............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ Last edited by hunter at 24-3-2008 02:56 ]
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