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Rich bastard

An 18-year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature, distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born,
I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder
and tells him, "You try again."
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Post at 25-4-2008 01:13  Profile P.M. 
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Repeat

Kiltwearer already told this joke, with a slightly different punchline.  

http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... light=%2Bkiltwearer




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Your memory is definitely going 2/wk... You were the first reply on Kiltwearer's post and all!




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Reply #2 Jake's post

Hey Jake bro. I'm tired of my signature now... Can I change it to "Live life without BillyB"?
Mars can have his line back, if I can hijack yours




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Reply #4 CunningLinguist's post

  Sure bro, no problem. But beware BillyB and his Master; they may yet return    




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When/If they do, I'll change "without" to "with" then!




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Yeah, looks like I fuked up !  can't seem to remember much about anything more then 2 days !!!  

Cunning - you must be missing Billy a lot ...
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by twiceAweek at 25-4-2008 08:37
Cunning - you must be missing Billy a lot ...

Now now, steady on there. That guy doesn't need to think he's being missed, does he?




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