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Short Term Bank Deposits in New York

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he  is going to China on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the
loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and
everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese
replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

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This is a very old joke
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Reply #2 wackojacko's post

Yes, I agree it's old

But someone sent it to me, so I thought I'd share it with people who may not have read it
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Reply #3 Guile's post

No problemo.  Old doesn't mean bad.....just old.
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