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Guile Carnal Conqueror UID 4196 Digest Posts 0 Credits 324 Posts 385 Karma 322 Acceptance 38 Reading Access 30 Registered 6-11-2007 Status Offline

#1 Post at 20-7-2008 23:05  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Oh no I've killed a pig A rancher was out checking farm fences in his four-wheel drive when he hit a pig. He radioed the ranch for advice. "The pig is stuck in the bullbars and still alive but kicking and squealing so much I can't get it free" he said. "Okay," said the boss. "In the back of the 4x4 there's a .303. Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it off the bullbars and throw it into the bush." About 45 minutes later the rancher called in again: " I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and I got it out of the bullbars, no problem. But I still can't go on." "Why not?" Asked the boss. "What's the problem?" "Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch."

Jake (The Snake: King of 141) Master Mongerer UID 2553 Digest Posts 0 Credits 5607 Posts 3938 Karma 5594 Acceptance 259 Reading Access 80 Registered 20-7-2007 Status Offline

#2 Post at 21-7-2008 02:13  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L I hope there are no cops reading this.   Live Life With Passion

wackojacko Throbbing Titan UID 8852 Digest Posts 0 Credits 4016 Posts 3165 Karma 4010 Acceptance 111 Reading Access 70 Registered 27-2-2008 Location Depends where I wake up! Status Offline

#3 Post at 21-7-2008 08:07  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #2 Jake's post I'm with you jake.

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