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advancivic5050 Carnal Conqueror UID 13438 Digest Posts 0 Credits 281 Posts 278 Karma 280 Acceptance 21 Reading Access 30 Registered 4-8-2008 Location Earth Status Offline

#1 Post at 28-10-2008 00:40  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L High Tech Milking Machine A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" " Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."

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#2 Post at 28-10-2008 01:53  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #1 advancivic5050's post need those down the sperm bank

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#3 Post at 28-10-2008 06:09  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #1 advancivic5050's post   Well, if the machine was better then his wife he wont have to wait too long to collect 2 gallons!

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