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Kill the Pain

A man walks into the dentist office. After the dentist examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I`m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I`ll be back in a few minutes". The man grabs the dentist`s arm and says, "No way! I hate needles. I`m not having any shot!!!". So the dentist says, "Okay, we`ll have to go with the gas". The man replies, "Absolutely not!!! It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I`m not having gas!!!". So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here, he says. Take this pill. The man asks, "What is it?" The dentist replies, "Viagra". The man looks surprised, "Will that kill the pain?" "NO" replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang onto while I pull your tooth".
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Reply #1 advancivic5050's post

haha "touch wood" the operation goes ok ;-)
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Reply #1 advancivic5050's post

yep, that'll do it!
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Thankss..Bros...
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Is anybody else like me? When I visit the dentist I close my eyes and think of a hot gal.




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Went to this lady dentist once for a couple of fillings. While lying there I started to fantasize about boning her and got a hard on. I got embarassed but she just laughed and said " Is it me or does pain turn you on?"
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Thaks Bros...
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So what was your reply?  
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I said "Sorry,you're breasts were so close to my face that I just got turned on. I apology if I offended you."
She just laughed and said "Forget it. It makes me feel good that I can still turn a man on without even trying. I wish my husband felt like that."
I told her "Maybe we can finish this later." And she said " I'll think about it and we'll see what happens when you come again for your next check up."
That's when her assistant came in again and the conversation stopped. My next appointment is in February so we'll see what comes out of it.
She's pretty hot for a 35 year old, blonde, beautiful figure, nice tits, clear smooth skin and green eyes. Lucky I didn't cum in my pants.
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Originally posted by tonto1509 at 27-10-2008 10:50
I said "Sorry,you're breasts were so close to my face that I just got turned on. I apology if I offended you."
She just laughed and said "Forget it. It makes me feel good that I can sti ...

sounds like an intro for a porn flick!
if i'm you, i would bring forward the next appointment to Nov!
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Reply #9 tonto1509's post

  You're lucky she took it in good spirit bro. Golden rule: NEVER upset your dentst. Ouch!

Btw, I also have a lady dentist and for the exorbitant rate she charges, she should give me a blow-job.  




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Reply #11 Jake's post

Yeah, her charges are exorbitant, like all dentists here. At her rates maybe I should ask for DATY instead of mouth wash.
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