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Post at 17-11-2008 07:30  Profile P.M. 
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Ever said the wrong thing

A guy is walking round the shops andspots this gorgeous woman who seems to be giving him the eye.

He wanders over and says "excuse me do I know you".

Her response staggers him " Aren't you the father of one of my children"

He panics thinking back to the one an only time he has been unfaithful to his wife.

"You're not that hooker I shagged at my stag do in front of all my mates"

She stares at him for a second and replies

"No, I'm your daughters teacher"


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twiceAweek   17-11-2008 08:09  Karma  +1   Good one !
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Reply #1 Stephenmozza's post

  See what a guilty mind does to you.  nice joke!
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Reply #1 Stephenmozza's post

Yeah, that's a very funny joke.    




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Ha! Guilt making a person dig their own grave. Boy, have I been down that road before....
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Tricky teacher should we say?
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