what ever you do, don't walk in there like a virgin. I reckon its going to be highly unlikely they are going to give you a discount or they hold your hand throughout.
Walk in there, holding your big fella in both hands as though you can't believe its been 20 minutes since your last lay and this thing is hungry again and now its wants to feed on you.
And if she doesn't feed you right, threaten that you might smack her with your hungry monster and that you dont want to see him get made,
now, its feeding time and let her know you want her on her knees
oh, i said knees now or i smack you with it.
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