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Post at 9-1-2009 00:00  Profile P.M. 
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Don't suck too much

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Reply #1 ninji0564's post

not too different from other jokes already posted.  
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    I like your jokes. Keep them coming.  
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dont forget all of our gf/wife will end up like this one day. now who wants to get married?
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Reply #2 wackojacko's post

You should know bro - it's one of your old jokes
http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... amp;extra=page%3D12




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Reply #5 Jake's post

now that is funny!! I thought it was familar!
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Some of the old jokes are still funny though.

How the hell does Jake remember!?!?!?
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