Three guys have been lost in the middle of nowwhere at night... Suddenly they saw an old farm and so they knocked on the door... An old farmer opened the door and asked what they needed... The three guys asked if they could stay over for the night because they are lost... Theold farmer said after thinking for a while: okay guys, but you can only sleep in the old cottage there, I don't want you guys to sleep in my house because I got a beautiful daughter... So the three guys went to the cottage... The old farmer distrusting the three guys put a mousetrapon the vagina of his daughter that night... The next morning the old farmer went into the cottage when the three guys were still sleeping and and woke them up... All the three put your pants of! It's inspection time!... So the guys pulled their pants out... The old farmer looking at their dicks... The first guy had a blue penis, omg you fucking bastard! he said... The second guy had a purple penis, you cheap fuck!... And then the third person had a perfectly normal penis without bruises at all... The old farmer maybe I could let you marry my daughter... He then asked: What's your name?... The third guy answered: jdkljglfmbfjklhgdhlfhjldjljjf!u"i)