Life in Los Angeles has extreme benefits and the same for negatives.  But one of the very fine attributes of living here is that all the US porn stars dance in the local strip clubs; sooner or later.  Just visit any one of the big clubs on a Friday or Saturday night and you will be sure to see one of the big XXX names.

This will date me, but here is a list of a few of the names from the past who have all graced my lap - - in a private booth.
Misty Rain
Cherokee
Alexis Amore
Shy Love
Misty Mason

I have been within inches of Briana Banks and Tera Patrick, but no luck on the lap dance.

So guys, the possibilities are out there.  I never asked them, but Alexis did kindly state that she did not 'escort'.  Too bad.

^ how much damage did those cost you?

Please add more value to the thread by stating names of these clubs, entrance fees, and lapdance prices. Thank you.

Try the Spearmint Rhino clubs all over.  It seems like the most popular lady actresses grace the city of Industry club, but I have also met them at Van Nuys and Downtown LA.  But the other clubs draw the XXX actresses also.  The Blue Zebra used to be a very good place for that, but these days the BZ is so small by comparison as to not really attract the big names.

The cost of a lap dance is pretty pricey:  it is up to the lady but it can typically cost $60 USD for one song.  An instant photo with the lady usually will cost $20 USD for one small snap shot.

If you pick up a paper copy of the LAWeekly, you usually can find a free entrance coupon to one of the clubs.  Without it you can expect to pay $20 USD at the door to get in.

Of the ladies I listed in the original post, only Misty Mason gave me her number and suggested we get together.

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I've gone to these lap dance places in LA, Houston, NCY, even Mexico City - but every time I did go - and spending just too much USELESS money (each time as friends insist on going), I ended up wondering what IS the attraction?!

I mean - here I am, paying good money to be...Cock teased?  Yeah, I guess I COULD arrange for 'more' but the silly prices bandied about? Plus in most cases a rushed job in a stinky-smoke-filled-cum-stained back room? YUCK!!

Sorry - don't mean to denigrate anybody else who go to Lap dance clubs - and the above strictly my own thoughts - but really, What is it about lap dance places?

Can somebody enlighten me as to its attraction/value?

Thanks

SEAJ

well some people have a fancy to at least talk or have a lap dance with a porn star. if u got the $$$ Las Vagas you can maybe ask if they come back to your hotel for drinks. i hope one day, we all win the lotto and spend more time punting

Alexis has done privates in the past, I don't know the current situation. Her rate used to be $1000/hr. I know a guy who saw her regularly. She's been in the game a long time now...she's got to be close to 40.

Most, not all porn stars see fans on the side. There is a certain amount of finesse in securing an appointment with one..you either do it through a well known booker (Lita Chase and Pam Peaks are the best known), or you see if she likes you enough to give you her contact info.

Also, Industry strip clubs (in the SGV part of LA) are pretty much de facto brothels. Just ask the girl what's on her menu before going back there with her.

some people (i.e. married guys) see lap dances as harmless fun and not crossing the line in terms of their morals.

in LA: go to Industry or Upland. You can score in the back with most of the dancers in clubs in those two cities.

in Houston: read the reports on eccie.net. Treasures is best, but these days you have to go in the daytime. At nights, the ownership is walking around making sure there;s no action downstairs, they want all the playing to go on upstairs, where they can whack you for $300-one bottle minimum.

(tip, get friendly with a cocktail waitress, see how much it will cost you for an empty bottle to be delivered upstairs..should be $100, and will make mgmt happy).

(second tip: always pay cash in strip club. no exceptions. you're asking to get boned (and in some place, filleted too!) if you use plastic.

I have not been to the strip clubs up in Seattle, Washington (yet), but I have been told by one of the dancers here locally that dancing is just advertising up there.  The girls are not there to earn anything from dancing, tipping, etc.  Rather they just want to arrange for a post-club get together.

Obviously I cannot confirm since I haven't been there, but maybe someday.  At least with a dancer you see for sure what you will have later if she agrees to a rendevous.  This is about as close to 'fly before you buy' as possible.

Yeah - I used to keep a house in Hacienda Heights - so yes I've been to those places in Industry - and that is precisely what I was refering to when I mentioned  "...stinky-smoke-filled-cum-stained back room? YUCK!!..."

And as far as I know - I THINK they're never eager to make any after-hours hook-ups etc; at least not with me as I probably DO act like the newby I am anytime I do go to these lap dance places and worse - at the back of my mind I'm always thinking - this don't make sense.  And what gal would want to be with a guy who ain't free-wheeling and spending ike a drunken sailor!!

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OH WOW!!  Basically guys willing and eager to be cock-teased!!   
Ooooopppsss!
Sorry - just had to put that in - hope you don't take it to heart as I do appreciate you taking the time to give me this perspective.
Honest injun cross my heart!

But if the SO ever finds out about your visit to a Lap dance place - I'd imagine she wouldn't be too happy; so, another puzzlement for me - why would a guy actually put his "health" in danger with his SO.....just to get cock-teased?

I mean if I'm already gonna be possibly under a cloud - I'd make 100% sure that whatever it is I'm up to is worth it i.e. really gonna be having a wham-bam-thank-you-mam!

Again thanks for your perspective - I'm here to learn from you guys - thus appreciate any and all information on this subject
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Thanks.

I guess I'm just too spoiled with the way things are in Asia and cannot appreciate the "subtleties" required in the States when punting.

Man you guys over in the Good Ole You Asss of Aye - no wonder you guys go all crazy when you hit "our shores"  LOL!

SEAJ

SEAJ

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Yes SEAJ you hit the target, "no wonder you guys go all crazy when you hit "our shores"  LOL! "  

No kidding, I still cannot imagine what a moving lineup of number tagged DDG ladies parading in front of me will be like.   But late next year I will make my first of many trips to HK and Macau to see and sample for myself.

Punting stateside requires a certain degree of finesse obviously not required in Asia.  Enjoy your freedom and selection.  These become very clear the longer I read the posts on this site.

Long live sex141.com  !

BP-
It's the same kind of reaction the average American male had when they saw the fishbowlesque line up in Rush Hour 2's Heaven On Earth Massage Parlor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrAIA4c_Mtk

I would venture to guess, most still think nothing like that is possible.

Che'lu

I agree with SEAJ's comment about what is the attraction to strip clubs. I went as a young cub and spent some hard earned money. Then I discovered the HE massage and never went back. For the the same price (or even less) I get my ultimate goal and no BS.  I dont want pay to get teased like that and then just go home and "finish"

And I will unashamedly continue to go crazy when I hit your shores.  Just with I knew about this site when I went so I could have posted more reports and get enough RA to see the good stuff.  I guess I have to build it slowly state side

I agree with SEAj as well.  I tried a few strip clubs when I was young...  yep, paying cash to get seriouslly teased but with no release at the end is wack.  Maybe did it twice and never went back - rather spend my cash when in the USA trying to pick up a civvie and at least get a ROI!

Definitely Asia is the place to be, but not a lot of guys have that option so the Strip Club is the next best thing.

#1) There is the option of sex, either at the place or there are take away options in motels/hotels and not necessarily very expensive.  Not trying to toot my own thread, but this was an experience I'll always remember fondly: http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/viewthread.php?tid=29518.

#2) Some SO's really don't mind strip clubs, they think there is NO SEX and think it's harmless fun (as long as it is not every weekend).  Great cover for guys who's wives don't realize some of these places are hush hush brothels.

#3) Some SO's don't mind it because, "It enhances the relationship."  The guy has been cock teased for hours and when he gets home he tears into his SO's bedroom and has WILD SEX.  So it's a win-win for SO and the guy.

#4) Some guys just love the combination of: SPORTS, BEER, AND BOOBIES.  Some Strip clubs are sports-bar oriented and guys love taking in the combination of the 3.

I remember one weekend where us guys went to watch a sports match and hit the strip club every night.  First couple nights it was pure carnal in nature.  By the 3rd night we were just hanging out watching the game on a big screen TV like in a nice sports bar, but with the advantage of having hot chicks and nice boobies to look at during commercial breaks.

#5) Bored at home, want to hang out with your buddies and have hot chicks flirting with you.  And for once YOU get the tables turned around.  Instead of you hitting on chicks and getting rejected, they come to you and you get to reject them. Unless your some stud, this is not the norm!!  Where else in USA do you get to reject chicks and pick and choose what you like?

#6) It's kinda fun having a super hot chick rub her pussy all over your lap as you suck her tatas for $20.

#7) Kinda the same as #5 but wanted to expand on it.  It's a fun time hanging out with the guys, shooting the shit, checking out chicks, playing with titties, getting drunk, and being able to show your appreciation for your pal by giving a chick $20 and letting her ride him for a few minutes.  What better way to say, "Hey man, you're my bud."  than giving some chick he was staring at some cash and having her lead him away where she can bounce on his lap?

However, at the end of the day, you can't beat the system setup here in Asia.  No cock teasing, just wham bam thank you ma am.  It's a great system.

Hope this provides a bit of perspective.

We do have a "strip club" equivalent in Asia, it's called a KTV.

Although I have to agree that spending $20-30 usd for a 4-minute song is highway robbery.  Far cheaper in Macau, and dirt cheap when you are thinking of China and/or Manila (any SEA country for that matter).

I'm going to have to agree with SEAJ here, strip clubs in the USA/Canada seem to offer very little in terms of value.  Overpriced and generally you only get teased unless you come up with high 3 or even 4-figure sums at the end of the night.

Asia is better for that, and if you really like tall white girls, you're better off going to Europe, where the escorts are far hotter and less pricey than the trashy looking porn girls you typically find in America's strip clubs.  TBH, most of the girls I've seen in strip clubs (including and maybe specifically the porn girls) in the USA are heavily tattoed, heavy, and the stuff that comes out of their mouths is pure sewage.  Can't say I see the appeal.

mchk: I read your report, and frankly I only see that she fleeced you for 120 usd (20-20+120) to tease you for about 20 minutes.  She gave you your own 20 bucks back to milk another 100 out of you.  If you would rather believe it's because she was into you, then thats great, but it's likely not the real reason.  It's like as if a con man gave you a bank check for 120 dollars and only had 100 in the account, thinking the check would bounce.  She just deposited 20 bucks into your account first and then withdrew the full 120 usd.  Smart girl, I'd hire her to be my sales team any day!  And to top it off, she'sgot you hooked, oblivious, and ready to spend more money if you ever go back to boot!

I see this stuff all the time in Manila, where some guy I know will tell me so and so girl in this bar/club/ktv is really into him and not into the money.  Sometimes it is true, but I would say that 98% of the time, it ain't so =)  In your case, she got you all fucked up over her, and extracted an extra 100 usd out of ya with a little finesse.  Again, Smart girl!

I am in total agreement with SEAJ on this. why would anyone pay $$ just to see a girl naked and get cock teased BUT the absolute killer has to be the WebCam girl thing. Who the hell pays $$ for that!!

there are all sorts of people in this world ...
there must be a demand for anything to exist

Hooked line and sinkered man.  

I would do almost anything for another 20 minutes with that gal.  I've had punts that I forgot about compared to just a tease with that chick.  I know I was played but it was way cheaper than normal for FS if I had gone that route.