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Stonecold Erotic Emperor UID 11747 Digest Posts 0 Credits 2104 Posts 558 Karma 2091 Acceptance 264 Reading Access 60 Registered 27-5-2008 Status Offline

#1 Post at 22-3-2009 00:01  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L The Penis Tax The only thing the IRD has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that: 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed. 20% of the time it's pissed off. 30% of the time it's hard up. 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of all this, it has two dependants and they are both nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 2010, penises will be taxed according to size. To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information of Page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard IR72 form. 10 to 12 Inches = Luxury Tax $50.00 8 to 10 inches = Pole Tax $30.00 6 to 8 inches = Privilege Tax $15.00 4 to 6 inches = Nuisance Tax $5.00 PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION. * Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains. Sincerely, Pecker Checker Inland Revenue Dept.

Mashi04 Musky Member UID 1347 Digest Posts 0 Credits 145 Posts 208 Karma 145 Acceptance 1 Reading Access 20 Registered 1-5-2007 Location Hong Kong Status Offline

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ksoz Lustful Lord UID 17447 Digest Posts 0 Credits 623 Posts 504 Karma 622 Acceptance 15 Reading Access 40 Registered 16-12-2008 Status Offline

#3 Post at 22-3-2009 04:21  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L * Male pornstar can claim tax credits by providing filmography as proof that penis is gainfully employed

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