Jane Doe at Lai Chi Kok in PE, tiny PRO [HK]
Thread Subject: Jane Doe at Lai Chi Kok in PE, tiny PRO [HK]
Date & Time of Session: 4/17/2024 @ 12:00 PM
Location: Right room of right alcove, 1/F, 56 - 58 Lai Chi Kok Rd, Prince Edward, (MTR Exit C2)
Name: Jane Doe
Link: N/A
Agent: N/A
Nationality & Language: Chinese; Mandarin, Cantonese, Shanghainese
Age: 26
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Height: 4 ft, 10 in
Skill: 4/5
Service: 5/5
GFE: 3/5
PSE: 3/5
Price & Session Length: 500 HKD for 30 min, +100 HKD extra for CBJ
Repeat: No
Rang her doorbell and a tiny, cute girl answers. I ask how much & she says, "500." I clarified, "Does that include CBJ, FS in at least 2 positions [doggie & missionary], shower together, clean disposable towels and liquid soap? "Yes," she replies. I then enter her room. However, in the shower, she mentions that CBJ is 100 HKD extra. Not cool. Not wanting to create a scene, I agreed on one condition, that she'd moan loudly in a lower tone, not the annoying high pitched squealing that some girls have. She agrees.
She gave me a nice CBJ with lots of tongue action. As she gets on the bed, I noticed how short her legs are due to her being only 4 ft 10 in. I didn't notice earlier because she had heels on and I was paying more attention to her full C cup or small D cup breasts. She was a tiny, thin spinner, weighing maybe 80 to 90 lbs. She looked like a midget because of her short little legs and full size torso. I am about to bone a midget. Lol.
We do missionary and just when I was about to transition to doggie, she then propositions me with some sex trick she could do for me, again, for additonal payment. I politely decline but I want to get good service from her so I told her that I'll partake of her extra services next time as I only brought 600 HKD for fear of getting robbed. I told her that I monger every day so, if she'll do a good job and stop asking me for extra money for extra services, I'll come back tomorrow with more money. I said that I wanted to save some fancy sex moves for tomorrow because if we do everything today, I'll have no surprises from her tomorrow. She laughed and said that she has an endless supply of sex tricks that will blow my mind as long as I can keep the cash flowing her way. I then slam my dick into her really hard like a jackhammer to get her to shut up and just fuck. Because of her tiny stature, her vagina is not very deep and my dick is not porn star huge but is bigger than average so it bottomed out her vagina. My dick plowed into the end of her vagina and this made her gasp and stop talking. Lol.
After 3 minutes of this, she begged for mercy and asked me to change positions so that she can rest in between positions because my dick is too big [it is not, her vagina is too short because she is a midget]. I comply and let her breathe a bit, but feeling my erection wane, I told her, "time's up, time to fuck," and continue pounding her like a jackhammer. She said, "Hey, your dick is too big. Hurry up!" "OK, but you'll have to scream bloody murder to make me cum faster!" She complied and screamed bloody murder so loud that other punters out on the street outside the building probably heard us. I immediately came.
Conclusion: unless you enjoy fucking a midget while she constantly nags you for extra cash, I would recommend you take a pass on this one. Each floor is divided into 4 alcoves; left, middle left, middle right and right. Miss Jane Doe's room is in the alcove to the right. In this alcove, there are 2 rooms. Her's is the room on the right side of the alcove. She is on the 1st floor. She has no advertisement on the 141 website. She has a Shanghainese accent and is from Shanghai. I felt like I was fucking that midget with the 3 boobs from the movie Total Recall, except she only had 2 boobs. Lol. Finally, I forgot her name. That's why I'm calling her Jane Doe. Jane Doe is a "No Go!"
While I was getting dressed at the end of the session, she told me to return tomorrow with lots of money. I asked her how much would she charge me tomorrow. She dodged the question and just asked me to bring as much money as possible. I told her that I don't want to get robbed. "Hong Kong is really safe. I promise you won't get robbed." Then I thought in my head, but did not say out loud, "Yeah, I won't get robbed by a man with a gun, but you'll rob me if I return with more money." Lol.
[ Last edited by drjoker6969 at 7-5-2024 18:22 ]
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Hobbier
7-5-2024 22:19 Karma +4
Hilarious write-up!
dddlny
7-5-2024 18:51 Acceptance +3
This was an amusing read lol