Date & Time of Session:  16th April, 12pm
Location:  Duangporn Haven
Name: No idea
Nationality & Language: Thai, very little English
Age: late 30's early 40's?
Face:  2/5
Body: 2/5
Height: short
Weight: chubby girl
Skill: 6.5/10
Service: 7/10
Price & Session Length:  800 baht
Repeat: No

Never been to a BJ bar, nor come from a BJ alone, so on my first morning in Bangkok I decided to go to the infamous Wood Bar as I heard you could buy vapes near Nana BTS and I've been smoking too many cigs since arriving in HCMC a few days earlier. Thought I'd smoke a bit of a joint before getting my joint smoked, but I got high enough that getting the BTS from Asok to Nana just seemed like too much of an effort, so I went to Duangporn Haven as it's just around the corner from my hotel, and some BJ bar review websites seemed to rate it.

Regret kicked in as soon as I got there and saw the available girls. I know there's a couple of brothels in that same street, bit I was determined to come from just a BJ, and I assumed that an expert technician's skills would alleviate any concerns of looks.

One girl grabbed my hand and started leading me upstairs. I told her I wanted deepthroat, and she led be back down and called another girl over. I would never choose her at a massage parlour, but she was on the upper end of beauty relative to this place. Got washed and seated.

BJ started and she seemed ok, going balls deep a few times. But the deepthroat didn't last long, and unfortunately I was. I was still recovering from 4 nights at Spa Linh Cherry in HCMC (three of them great), and I wasn't coming quickly. She started to speed up, but now there was a hand on the bottom half of my dick and she's only going halfway down. The longer it went, the more I started to feel teeth. She stopped a couple of times and asked me to fuck, but I declined and told her I'd blow soon. With my hands on the head, she continued furiously for another 5-10 minutes until I I tipped her 100 baht for the effort and left.

All in all I wish I'd just put the energy into going to Wood Bar. Maybe at that time of the day it would have been the same experience, but it can't have been much worse. At least I've experienced a BJ bar now, however it seems I just went to a brothel and got a BJ.