Blonde Detective
Three blonde women are applying for jobs as detectives. By way of audition, each of the three women are shown a picture of a known criminal, and are asked to spot any distinguishing features about him.
The first girl is given the picture, stares at it for twelve minutes, and finally announces, "He only has one ear". Slightly bemused, the officer in charge says, "No, thats a profile picture, its taken from the side"
The next girl is shown the same picture, stares at it for eighteen minutes, and says, "oh! he only has one ear!". The officer replies "no, no, no. Its a profile picture. Its taken from the side."
The third and final girl is given the picture, and as soon as she looks at it, says, "aha! he is wearing contact lenses." The officer checks the mans records, and sure enough, the man is wearing lenses. Dumbfounded, he asks the blonde, "how did you spot that?" The girl replies "well i knew he couldnt wear glasses, he only has one ear"
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