Latex Factory
A man is being given a tour of a latex factory. He stands before a large piece of machinery and hears, "Phht, pop! Phht, pop! Phht, pop! Phht, pop! " He says to the man who is giving the tour, "What's this machine do?"
The guide says, "This machine makes nipples for baby bottles. The 'Phht' is the latex being injected and slightly inflated. The 'Pop' is a needle making a hole in the end of the nipple."
They move on to another machine. The man hears, "Phht, phht, phht, phht, pop!" The man asks, "What does this machine do?"
The guide replies, "This machine makes condoms." The man says, "But you're putting a hole in every fourth one! That can't be good for the condom."
"No," says the guide, "but it's very good for the bottle nipple business."
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