2 WG jokes - a little lame (a warning)
A couple of oldies:
One day a hooker dropped her tax form off at her husband's accountant, and for occupation she put prostitution.
A few minutes later, she got a call from the accountant and he said, "Mrs Kogal, you can't say you're a prosititute. Prostitution is illegal. You'll end up going to jail."
"I don't want that," she replied. "Give me a few minutes to think about it and I'll call you back."
Ten minutes later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."
He said, "I'm very curious. How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution?"
"Well, easy," she returned. "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."
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Two WGS were in the bathroom, putting makeup on and getting ready for a night of business.
"It's gonna be one hell of a night, I can tell," says one of the girls.
"How can you tell?" says the other.
"I can smell cock in the air."
"Sorry", her friend replies, " I just burped!"
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