Hi, all,
I'm still relatively new to this whole gig, but I thought I'd ask for some thoughts on your personal idiosyncrasies when dealing with WGs and share a few of my own. If this is considered irrelevant, please feel free to torpedo and slap me down.
Share 'n' care:
I figure that working in a 6 square meter apartment 6 days a week would drive anyone crazy and it seems like most WGs I've encountered just call out for delivery or walk downstairs to the nearest soup noodle dive to fill up. So, I like to bring along some fruit if I run across a wet market on the way. I figure some grapes, cherries or something small, washable and tasty would be a welcome change.
Do any of you bring along tokens/tribute to your favorites, or even as an icebreaker to a new find as a way to smooth the path to better...uh...communication...without having to wait for the third, fourth visit? I've brought small chocolates once or twice, but they never seem to be received well, partially because it's not a really Chinese thing and, well, who wants to fatten the goose that lays the golden CG?
Have any of your actually held off on a BBBJ if you had something spicy or not-so-tasty to eat in the last few hours? That is to say, when I'm in heavy workout mode, I tend to eat a lot of tuna, which makes my piss reek of tuna. I think, were I a WG and I got a mouthful of our typical bleach load fragranced with canned tuna, I would probably hurl
. Likewise asparagus. Likewise mapo tofu. Likewise...antibiotics?
On the other hand, have you ever loaded up on bananas and pineapple when anticipating a night of super glorious BBBJ fun from an expert?
Have any of you experienced guilt from 'cheating' on a WG? She's really great, nothing to complain about, is attentive and loving, GFE 110%, but...wait, is that a pair of F cups on a 30" girl? I get this one quite often as I have to admit, I've got a WG who is absolutelygreat, tolerant of my miserable Mandarin, praises my improvements, etc., but I still find myself wanting to explore other errr...vaginas.
I'm also use my massage skills picked up in university to speed the conversion to 'valued customer' rather than 'oh, good, another dick'
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Any of you cunning linguists sport special talents that bring all the WGs to your yard?
Anything else that you have as a strange punting quirk?
Special gear? Your own jug of mouthwash and a 0.03?
OCDs? Are those sauna sandals really all that clean?
Any bail phrases? "Wow, you're so good--let's do BB anal!"
I met a girl in Australia once who, within 2 minutes told me that she was "really into gore". I found my way out of there pretty damn fucking fast.
How many of you speak decent Mandarin or Cantonese (either by knowing those from birth or from study or grueling effort)?
Please share!
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