Telling it like it is.
Joan and Jim, been married for 20 years. The wife steps out of the shower one morning, towels herself off, and looks critically at herself in the mirror.
"Oh Jim!" she exclaims! "So much has changed in 20 years! Look at me! My ass is big and flabby, my tits are sagging, my thighs wobble and my pussy lips hang down and are all wrinkled!"
"Jim! I feel terrible about myself! Tell me something nice about my body! Tell me something is good!" she cries.
Jim, dozing in bed, lifts his head up and stares at his wife for a good few seconds, considering her from head to toe.
He frowns, then like a lightswitch being flipped, smiles graciously and answers:
"Well, your eyesight's fuckin' perfect!"
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