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AlanC
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Post at 27-5-2009 15:45  Profile P.M. 
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Postal Interview

A man is interviewing for a job at the post office. The interviewer tells him they have only one position, and have had several qualified candidates.

"Here are a few questions that might swing it in your favor. Have you ever served in the military?"

"Yes sir", the man replied.

"When you were in the service, did you see combat?"

"You bet, 3 tours of Iraq sir." The interviewer nods and makes notes on his sheet.

"Finally, where you wounded during your service?" "Unfortunately yes" he replied. "A bomb went off and shrapnel went everywhere. I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer winced and said, "Well, you've obviously made a huge sacrifice for your country, I think we'd love to have you work with us here. How about you come in tomorrow and start at noon."

"Noon? Why so late?"

"Well, everyone else comes in at 9, but we just stand around scratching our balls for 3 hours. No use in you coming in for that."
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Post at 27-5-2009 21:51  Profile P.M. 
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hahahaha

too funny....
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Post at 11-6-2009 00:22  Profile P.M. 
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no wonder the mail always arrive in the afternoon
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Post at 11-6-2009 01:19  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 AlanC's post

Actually a very clever joke.
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Post at 4-7-2009 09:36  Profile P.M. 
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LOL, this one is a unique joke.
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