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Post at 20-7-2009 04:54  Profile P.M. 
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cup final

A man had great tickets for the Cup final.

As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the cup final, the biggest sporting event in the UK and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.

This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour - to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head...

"No. They're all at the funeral."

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kcc   20-7-2009 23:32  Acceptance  +1   hahaha
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Post at 31-7-2009 20:06  Profile P.M. 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god Guile i love your jokes so much!
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Reply #1 Guile's post

Ya.. that's funny! haha!
To guys soccer is more important than wife?!?
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