Golf Trip
Don and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go because his
wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Don headed home totally
frustrated.
The following week when Jim's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they
were shocked to see Don sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding
his putter!
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Don?"
"I didn't have to," Don replied. "Last night I slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and
covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!'
When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to
the bed, and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
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