Subject: Formula for success (mathematically proven)
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Post at 6-8-2009 09:18  Profile P.M. 
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Formula for success (mathematically proven)

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
What makes up 100% in life?
How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit  and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'




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haha good one.
many ppl i'd like to shoot
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Post at 9-8-2009 13:05  Profile P.M. 
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I've also seen this:

L O V E   O F  G O D = 101%
12 15 22 5 15 6        7 15 4 = 101%
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Yeah i saw the god one too.  Never liked it how believers claim that faith and love of god makes u successful
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Reply #4 Tyral's post

That's the beauty of the faith thing: the only way you can have faith is by not having any proof.  

... don't let me start ... I've probably offended a ton of people just with that one ... religion is fine up until it becomes an obligation or (worse) requires its members to recruit more followers ...




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Reply #5 DArtagnan's post

BTW if you're really interested in self-supporting belief systems, forget religion, that's too easy a target.  Take a look at mathematics instead.  Maths is the truth, right?  Wrong ...

Bertrand Russel realised that the entire mathematical framework we use so much (for everything from bridges to aeroplanes to mobile phones and financial systems) depends on 1 + 1 = 2.  He spent 10 years trying to prove it, writing a huge book called De Principia Mathematica.  

One day a young German mathematician proved that 1 + 1 = 2 is just a belief, and that you can start with 1 + 1 being equal to whatever you like and create entirely different mathematical systems based on that as a premise ... at which point Betrand (understandibly) had a nervous breakdown and became unable to do any work ...

OK now you KNOW I'm a sick and boring nerd!!




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