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Yoneyama Lustful Lord UID 27370 Digest Posts 0 Credits 583 Posts 473 Karma 579 Acceptance 74 Reading Access 40 Registered 7-7-2009 Location somewhere in asia Status Offline

#1 Post at 16-8-2009 23:55  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Ever been f%&ked? A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him. The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug. The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?" He shakes his head. She kisses him. Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been fucked?" "No," says the man, his eyes lighting up. "Well, you are now, The tide's coming in."

DArtagnan (unofficial Mayor of the Forum) Master Mongerer UID 12884 Digest Posts 0 Credits 5034 Posts 4392 Karma 4928 Acceptance 2111 Reading Access 80 Registered 10-7-2008 Location Pitcairn Status Offline

#2 Post at 17-8-2009 11:57  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #1 Yoneyama's post hmmmm - good joke - but in fine nerdy style I have to point out a guy with no arms and legs actually floats a lot better than the rest of us ... fast forward to about 4:15 of this:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUas9uNPDuM&feature=related Hear Ye!  The Mayor has spoken!

Yoneyama Lustful Lord UID 27370 Digest Posts 0 Credits 583 Posts 473 Karma 579 Acceptance 74 Reading Access 40 Registered 7-7-2009 Location somewhere in asia Status Offline

#3 Post at 17-8-2009 18:02  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L LOL. How the fuck did you even come up with this shit. Ok Ok, I admit defeat

DArtagnan (unofficial Mayor of the Forum) Master Mongerer UID 12884 Digest Posts 0 Credits 5034 Posts 4392 Karma 4928 Acceptance 2111 Reading Access 80 Registered 10-7-2008 Location Pitcairn Status Offline

#4 Post at 17-8-2009 18:45  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #3 Yoneyama's post Comes with age bro ... Hear Ye!  The Mayor has spoken!

banger Lustful Lord UID 22539 Digest Posts 0 Credits 533 Posts 454 Karma 531 Acceptance 45 Reading Access 40 Registered 27-3-2009 Status Offline

#5 Post at 18-8-2009 11:20  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #1 Yoneyama's post good one.  actually some variations to this joke like throwing the quadriplegic into the ocean

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#6 Post at 19-8-2009 02:21  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L LOL, a bit lame and slack to the quadraplegic, but i admit it did make me laugh out loud there!

underground Nookie Newbie UID 29560 Digest Posts 0 Credits 5 Posts 5 Karma 5 Acceptance 0 Reading Access 10 Registered 19-8-2009 Status Offline

#7 Post at 19-8-2009 14:13  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L QUOTE: Originally posted by DArtagnan at 17-8-2009 11:57 hmmmm - good joke - but in fine nerdy style I have to point out a guy with no arms and legs actually floats a lot better than the rest of us ... fast forward to about 4:15 of this:- http://www.yout ... DUDE! That guy came to my church? Is it wrong that I kind of find it funny?

DArtagnan (unofficial Mayor of the Forum) Master Mongerer UID 12884 Digest Posts 0 Credits 5034 Posts 4392 Karma 4928 Acceptance 2111 Reading Access 80 Registered 10-7-2008 Location Pitcairn Status Offline

#8 Post at 19-8-2009 14:33  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #7 underground's post I think he's well used to being laughed at, don't you?  Probably builds it into his spiel.   Gotta hand it to him for being so cheerful. Hear Ye!  The Mayor has spoken!

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