Yoneyama
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Post at 27-8-2009 11:47  Profile P.M. 
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Oh Boy...

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half- century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The old man replied,
"There are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming... and the smell of burning rubber!"
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fattyc
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Post at 27-8-2009 22:04  Profile P.M. 
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The old man is so strong...
He can make love till the rubber burns
Interesting
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