Hey, I did a forum search and nothing came up, so I made a new thread instead. Basically, I hope we can compile a database of key phrases that'll help the less canto speaking of us get savvy enough to ask for certain things.....like "no I did not want you to bake me a cake, I wanted something a little ..different."
so..... lets begin with the basics? I'll list what i know, then can people just add on?

How much? "Gei doh cheen?"
Stop "Ting"
Wait "dung yut zhun"
Faster "fai dee"
I want a bloody discount "tai guai! pang dee siu siu ah!"

Ones I would like to know:
blowjob (suspect it's hum lun?)
handjob (i guess it's just da fei gei)
etc

Thanks, hope it helps in the long run

You do realize don't you bro that tho this might help with most of the walkups, esp the older ones who have been in HK for years, 99% of the Hotel Girls don't speak a word of Cantonese. Most of the walkups, on the other hand, also speak Mandarin. If you go thru the Gal'DB, you'll find relatively few girls who give Cantonese as their only language, whereas many do list only Mandarin. In fact, I've never encountered a local WG here in HK. So you want to learn something really useful, learn the Mandarin terms.

[ Last edited by  Marsupial at 31-5-2009 10:39 ]

Mars has a point.  So, OK - the Mandarin phrases, please.  Anyone?  Could be very helpful indeed.

Here's to start you off - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_slang

good point.....so lets get a list going?

Good stuff, bro.  A lot there to come in handy.

Cheers.

Any luck on the list?

Going to HK in July and would like to have some phrases ready like anal or 2 pop special.

Well. I guess they would understand "leung chi" as 'two times' if they have something btween their ears. anal........i'm lost. and I dont think I'll ever need that one

Good idea, but pronunciation is absolutely the key here. What would be better is to link to a grab of the spoken word via an audio file (.mp3/.wav/ etc), then listen to it over and over again and practice what you hear.

It would be technically easy enough to do, we just need someone to go and do it.

The expression for 'twice' is liǎng cì. You say 'leung chi' to the girl, and she will probably turn on/off the air conditioning.

That's another good thing about Mandarin: the pronunciation is much simpler, and pinyin - the universally recognized standard romanization of Mandarin - is easy to learn.

(By the way, IS there a standard romanization of Cantonese? Seems like every guy in this forum spells the words differently.)

There is a standard for Cantonese pinyin but very hard.

Here's what I've found

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantonese_profanity
http://www.cantonese.ca/sex.php

One way for the bros to learn Cantonese or Mandarin asap

Don’t know if there is one standard Romanization system for Cantonese as there seem to be several around. I guess the reason is that dialects like Cantonese are basically discouraged by the government in Beijing, so no serious scholarly efforts have been made to standardize things. Even in Guangzhou (or Canton), Cantonese is sort of considered a ghetto’s language compared to Putonghua which has a more official status.

All Romanization systems of Cantonese seem to have originated from Hong Kong when it was under the British rule. I heard some may have even been invented by Hong Kong expats in the US. That’s why it is so confusing. But the one I prefer is

http://www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/scripts/wordlist.htm

I found it rather easy to use. You just type in English words and out come the Cantonese and Mandarin equivalents with spellings that I can easily use to pronounce. With this site, I am able to make good progress with my Cantonese without having to pay for a class.

Yo man, YO. that was canto! I been learning mando since I was 5! Canto's what i was wondring about! haha.

yes. liang ci.. i know.haha

damn this is hard, so what if i can't say any of those things? what can i do?

Use sign language to get your point across

if you're good with sign language and make them laugh they might give you a discount

plus, bad pronounciation combined with mediocre sign language might still get the point across. just try your best, and worse comes to worst you havea  good story to tell.

This thread really needs some useful input for newcomers.

Mandarin/Cantonese are incredibly difficult languages to learn for most non-native speakers. For many it's literally impossible to speak so one is understood.

Just having a few phrases to print out in English, Pinyin and Chinese, so that they could be put on paper and into a mobile phone to text to agents and show to WG's, would be incredibly helpful to newcomers.

Especially visitors to HK who don't have the local knowledge others might.

Things like:

Hi, I want to meet with {}
Where is the hotel?
Please text me the address, my Chinese ability is very poor.

Computer translations of Chinese-English are notorious for being so bad they are, frankly, just wrong.

How you say: "Can I pump a load of hot cum deep in your ass?"

All I want to ask is for the finishing part.  Can I 'finish' on your face, or CIM? Or just BJ/CBJ?

How would you say that?

@ vsone4one:
You don't need this forum to help you with the things you're asking about. They're just plain tourist language issues, so deal with them like any normal tourist.

@ JJJ37:
我在你的屁股内很深射我的热精, 可以吗？
Wǒ zài nǐ de pì gu nèi hěn shēn shè wǒ de rè jīng, kě yǐ ma?
Can I pump a load of hot cum deep in your ass?

@ Bottom:
我可以在哪里射我的精？脸上？口内？不用套射，可以吗？
Wǒ kě yǐ zài nǎ lǐ shè wǒ de jīng? Liǎn shàng? Kǒu nèi? Bù yòng tào shè, kě yǐ ma?
Where can I shoot my sperm? On face? In mouth? Can I shoot without the condom?