Hi Bros,

Thought I would share an experience I recently had in Bangkok.

I had been talking to a particular girl on Thai Friendly for close to a month and we had arranged to meet up for dinner.
After a couple of reschedules we finally agreed on a time to meet up.

I had only seen pictures of her and done a couple of video calls but she looked fine.

She asked if she could stay the night in my hotel before we had met to which I stupidly agreed to.

She arrived at my hotel and looked quite cute, nice tight body but her skin was not as nice as photos I had received.
We went to my room where she had a shower (she was sweating like crazy) before we went out to dinner.
After her shower she came out in tight jeans and a nice white top showing off her little breasts.

She left all her stuff in my room as she was staying the night.

We headed up to Soi 11 for a really nice dinner. It is an outdoor place so it was quite warm but the food was amazing.
We were chatting and getting on quite well and I was getting a good feeling about the night, how wrong I was.

After dinner we went to the Australian Pub on Soi 11 for a couple of beers and enjoy the air conditioner.
They had a band playing out front and we continued to get on well with not many breaks in conversation.

Then she said she wanted to go down to the club at the end of Soi 11, I think it was called Levels.
I said no worries I am a bit old (well actually way to old) but if you want to go we can.

We arrived and paid 350 baht each and I was given a drinking wrist strap like you get at music festivals.
Caught the lift to the third floor where I was greeted with a blasting sound from the DJ - You can't call it music.

Went and got ourselves a drink each and started to watch the DJ. My girl was standing in front of me dancing to this blasting sound.
The DJ was throwing his hands in the air dancing around and the crowd was going nuts to his music.
He was on stage for about 40 minutes and I swear it was the same song the entire time.

Another DJ came on and my girl seemed really excited to see this guy.

Bro Obe "Is this the DJ you wanted to see?"
Girl "No, he doesn't come on until 1am"
I gaze at the time on my phone which said 10:15pm.
Bro Obe "You serious?"
Girl "Yeah"

She continued dancing to the DJ as I high tailed it to the bar to change from beer to Vodka to try help numb the pain.
I lost her for a bit as she went further into the dance floor shaking her little ass so I headed to the toilets, conveniently located on the floor above.

The girl in the toilets who gives you towels to dry your hands asked me if I was excited to see DJ Jazzy Fuck Face or whatever his name was.
I told her that this was going to be the most painful night for me and I can't believe I am here. She got a good laugh out of this.

I realized there was a balcony outside where I went and sat trying to avoid this sound.

Everyone outside was talking how excited they were to see DJ Jazzy Fuck Face and I was actually contemplating leaping of the balcony.
Sat there and downed a few more vodkas before heading in to see this farking DJ who starts at 1am.

Well what I didn't know was DJ Jazzy Fuck Face is actually two guys wearing big black jackets.
Clearly these boys didn't do much research on temperatures and humidity levels in Bangkok.

They break out in to their first track and the smoke machines go crazy as does the crowd.

As I gaze across the room there is only one guy who is looking more disinterested then me and that was the security guard.
He honestly looked like a statue. At least I was moving my arm up to get the vodka into my system.

Smoke machines got to me so I went back to the toilets for a breather and a chat to the girl there.

Girl "How's your night?"
Bro Obe "I am still here so dreadful"
Girl "What do you think of DJ Jazzy Fuck Face?"
Bro Obe "Sounds identical to the other three dickheads I had to sit through"

Back down to the floor and I spotted a seat on the side and went and sat there.
About a minute later I was told that was a VIP section and I need to pay 10,000 baht to sit there.

As I could feel an aneurysm forming in my head from this same song I have listened to for close to 4 hours I went back out to the balcony.
Sent my girl a message asking what time the show wraps up. Got a reply a few minutes later saying around 4am.

Well that was it! I sent her a message saying I was out of here and confirmed she knew how to find my hotel and remembered my room number.
I walked out and at the end of Soi 11 I got bailed up by a few African Queens. I spoke to them for about two minutes which was about the highlight of my night.

During this time my girl had left the club and I saw her walking towards me. We got back to my room where she was saying this is the best date she has had in a long time.
I said you must be kidding as we haven't even spoken for four hours, my head is pounding and I wish I could amputate my feet from the pain.

She showered again and jumped in bed but by this time Bro Obe had fell asleep.

In the morning she wanted to have sex which I declined as I thought it might pop the tumor in my head.
Yes I had a cute Thai girl laying next to me naked good to go for a session and I declined.

Messaged Bro Jake Houston to help me with the offload which he did

The girl gave me a hug and kiss and asked if we can go out for dinner again before I leave Bangkok.

Bro Obe "OK, I will see what I can do"
Girl "How about tonight?"
Bro Obe "No, I am checking in to the local hospital for a check up"

Actually I went to Beer Garden on Soi 7 to meet Jake.

Needless to say I did not find time to meet up with this girl again.

I clearly need to work on my checklist before meeting any other girl from Thai Friendly.

Obe

[ Last edited by  obe at 30-5-2017 12:30 ]

Funniest thing I have read in a long time. Tears rolling down my cheeks. Would have been hilarious if she wanted to go out the next night to "listen" to DJ Jazzy Fuck Face again.

At first, I was expecting a story about screwing a tranny (which would have funny) or a trip to the clinic for a shot of penicillin.

My taste in music is guitar, bass and drums.
Think Seattle in the early nineties that is me.

Now here I am in a nightclub listening to some dickhead play the same shIt over and over again. I am in Bangkok with 10,000 other pussies I could have been chasing but no, I am sitting through this because of  one pussy which I ended up declining.

I am clearly not in touch with the youth of today.

I didn't appreciate the "Phat Beats" (see how cool I am now) as much as the others but i may have appreciated it more than the security guard. My only enjoyment was watching him perform the statue for four consecutive hours.

Now the hottest girl in Thailand could never get me to go and sit through this shit again.

First question on my checklist now is "Have you heard of DJ Jazzy Fuck Face?". If the answer is yes she will be put on the blocked list.

Now I noticed a few other things about the youth of today. They don't drink much, enjoy sucking on lollipops and dance like they are having an epileptic fit.

The real name of the DJ was "Two Hope" but I think they would sell more Phat Beats if they changed to the name I have given them.

So I say one more thing about this evening, stick social media up your ass and go meet a girl in a bar.

Obe

I thought the act was called DJ Jazzy Fuck Face. I even googled it. lol

It was a hilarious story, but the migraines caused are excruciating.  Feel for you mate. Really do.  Been there. One time I went to a Pink Floyd concert and had seats right near the front. We ended up standing and I was resting against the stage.  Close to a massive subwoofer. Loved the concert. But I was vomitting for hours due to the intense vibration and noise. I took my mum, who is a big fan. Surprisingly, she was okay.

you guys never heard of noise cancelling earphones ?  
one lesson learned ~ stick with girls near your own age !

bro obe  … I understand your grannies are telling others that you're twice that age  

I seriously doubt it. They would be very happy telling their bingo buddies that they are not only having sex with a much younger man but are getting paid to do it.

I probably looked that old when trying to walk out of the club...


I would rather visit a bingo hall in Bangkok then go back to this nightclub and listen to DJ Jazzy Fuck Face.
Might be some horny old ladies at the bingo hall


Looking back at it I should have collected some reward for the pain...

Obe

[ Last edited by  obe at 31-5-2017 08:51 ]

I would have taken 2 Cialis   and fuck her brains out for 2 hours.  Got to teach her "there is no free lunch" Lady LOL!!

I just love this comment from TD
It's almost worth the pain I went through.

Obe

haha...

this was by far one of the best stories ive written...me and jake actually went to levels a few years ago... he seemed to enjoy the "phat beats" or maybe it was the Phat titties from his date...

She just contacted me again telling me she wants to catch up on my next trip. Now here's the problem, she is fit and has a great ass but I can't forget the pain from this night.

If she lived in my hometown I would be all over her in a heartbeat.

I better check DJ Jazzy fuck face tour dates.

Obe

Probably will take you see an equally loud band. They can find a way to ruin a perfectly good evening. ;)

A few years ago, I met up with this cute Indo girl in wanchai for Friday afternoon drinks. I wanted to fuck her so badly. She asked to meet at J.Forest. Dead quiet. She wasn't a drinker which was good in a way. But man she could talk. We started with some kinky talk, which got me rock solid, but then she started talking about her bf and how he didn't appreciate her. How he was fucking other girls. I was still feeling horny. After 2 hours of listening about her whole life story (and looking down at my watch realising my window for the day was closing), I had blue balls like you wouldn't believe, I had a headache, and I was emotionally spent. Of course, like your girl, she was happy. Towards the end, I was getting friend zoned and was told I was a good listener, and, that we should do this more often. If you need a chat, get Dr Phil.

Why don't you just offer to take her somewhere..?

Plan the night and then you can avoid the club.

Once your in the friend zone you are fucked.
Can't bounce back from that.

I feel your pain!

Obe

Can I ask what the fuck is a "Phat Beats" ?

Petay_1283  9-6-2017 14:33  Acceptance  +10  you old bastard

I know that but  it doesnt explain what Phat beats is, is it a fat cunt that beats his meat?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phat%20beats

lol bitter old men, let the youth have their fun.