Thought I'd share a few essential phrases for non-Koreans who are looking for Korean P2P action...

First, if you can make the girl laugh, she's going to loosen up and you'll probably get better service... she'll probably also like you a bit more and view you as more human than just another nameless punter.

If you're white like me, she'll probably assume you're an American solider (if you have short hair) with Korean experience, or if you look a bit dopey she'll probably assume you're an English Teacher.

Koreans generally never expect non-Koreans to speak Korean, so here's how "you can win GFE's and influence people" among the K-girl set:


1. Anyong-hoe-say-o = Hello

You can open with this line.

If you're non-Korean, you may have to say it a couple times because she won't be expecting it all and you'll be catching her off guard, and your pronunciation will probably be off.

Just smile and say it a couple times... she'll eventually get it and giggle and laugh.

You can also use this to weed out the Chinese girls pretending to be Korean.

If they don't know what you're saying after a couple tries, or if her response doesn't sound natural, you'll know she's a faker.


If she's the real deal, she may may reply with: "Hangul mal hi oh" which means "Can you speak Korean?".

Just say "Jo-Koom", which means "just a little".  She will be very impressed that you can respond to that question.


Now for the fun stuff:

"Un-dung-ee   e-buddha" = You have a beautiful bum.

"Kun Jews Jews" = You have big boobs.

"Boji Mashiseo" = Use after DATY... it means you have a "delicious pussy".

"Boji e-buddha" = You have a beautiful pussy.  (FYI, Boji is the Korean word for pussy)

"Boji Joe" = Give me your pussy!

"Don-ko Sex!" = I want Anal sex (but good luck ever getting that from a Korean).


And my personal favorite:

"No noon Byun-tay!"  = You are a pervert.


So, dudes, learn these key simple phrases (it's represents basically the full extent of my Korean knowledge), and you are gauranteed to make her laugh and get a GFE from a K-provider.

Kum-sum-ni-da  (Thank you!)





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[ Last edited by  dogthom at 29-5-2012 18:15 ]

Thanks for such infos on how to communicate with Koreans.
Actually just last weekend, i met 3 HOT Korean girls inside the Resorts World Casino here in the Phil. and they only know little english.
Wasnt able to communicate with them much but they told me that they're visiting the Phil for the 4th time, and they will be staying in Makati for 3 days.

You should give us more phrases that can be used for Korean KTV. With these phrases, will likely to get dirty looks and a slap in the face

Awesome. Last time I was in Korea it was a visual overload, girls there are very pretty... although it might have something to do with the excessive plastic surgery, but I'm not complaining

Appreciate the post, but I'm not sure those phrases are a good way to get a GFE...(with exception of friendly words like Hello, You're Pretty, and Thank you).  By the way, for more clarity, better pronounced:

Hello:  An-nyong-ha-sae-yo
You're pretty:  e-puh-yo

For those of you hunting in for KWGs in HK, know this:
1.  If she speaks remotely decent English, she is not Korean...she is Mongolian
2.  KWGs will very rarely give a GFE unless the client is Korean and can speak Korean  
3.  If you want a GFE for KWG in HK, you have to visit them multiple times (assuming you can't speak Korean) and try your ass off to just be a sweet guy
4.  The lines that the OP suggested may work in Korea in an area called Itaewon where the women are more accustomed to foreigners, but at a typical Korean Massage Parlor, I can imagine they would go as far as asking you to leave if you start talking about LS in such a derogatory manner.  A Korean dude can get away with it because Korean women are more submissive to Korean men, but they do not feel the submissiveness to a foreigner who they're meeting for the first time.  
5.  The KWGs in HK think they are above the rest of the girls, so they also think they're above being some foreigners GF.  I know, its stupid, but true.  Let's be honest, are there any foreigners in this post who had a real Korean chick (One that was at least $1,800/hr) who felt like he really connected with her?  

My principal is this when chasing a KWG:  If you are chasing a pretty face, but don't care about service.  Go ahead and nail that KWG.  But if you're more like me...as in, I prefer a hard-working and thankful 6 vs. a dead-fish 9, then scrap the KWG fantasies, because you'll be throwing away your money.

I'm Korean-American, lived in Korea for 7 years and HK for 5 years (in past 12 years), speak flent Korean.  I've played this game in Seoul for 7 years and have enough experience with KWGs in HK to know how they think and work...trust me guys...

Please let me know if someone can prove me wrong.  I would love to know!

If any of the Bros need some great recommendations in Seoul, let me know.  Can point you to the BEST BEST spots and to the BEST Girl (note I said girl) across the land.  

The one they call "Pink" (or "boo-nong" in Korean) works at Soo-An-Bo (name of massage parlor) in Chung-dam-dong (name of district in Seoul).  Soo-An-Bo's number is 02-546-3355.  She is so popular that she has a devoted room that she has maintained for the past 5 years.  It is decked out in all Hello Kitty shit.  She works on-and-off...typically a few months at a time.

since you are Korean American...how about the Korean WG in America?  Any general insight? I have a few but would love to hear your thoughts as well.

What would typical rates be in Seoul then, comparable to HK or quite a bit more expensive?

A typical 1 hr session is KRW180,000 (US$150). Facilities are much nicer in korea, asthe buildings are dedicated only to the massage parlor.  I guess more like a private lounge. If there is a wait, you will go to a private room where tjry bring you food and drinks. There is a tv and free cigs, toothbrush, well kept bathroom. Overall, the competition in korea is very steep so service is top notch.

Also sauna type massage parlors, somewhat like macau, but ni showtime. Although there are ones now that have open bars where the girls sit and you can see them before you punt.

For those who can't read Korean, they are called an-ma (안마) or sa-oo-na (like sauna or spelled 사우나).  Once you memorize these easy korean characters, your eyes will be opened to to how fucking prolific massage parlors are in korea!

There is another class of massage called which is cheaper tht are located in big apt bldgs. Concept is a lot like HK where the girls rent apts. Cost is around KRW120,000 per hour. Room is a solid 500 sq ft. You will not be cramped for space at all at korean massage.

The lowest Tier of massage in seoul is the red light district. These are the girls standing behind glass walls, wearing 12in heels, skimpy dresses, and thy are true pros, butin super desperate situations. I don't like going there personally. Cost is around KRW60,000 for 30 minutes.  Rooms are very small, feels like a 141 walk up room.  Place makes me feel disgusting... Haven't been here for 10 yrs and will probably never go back.  It is famous in Seoul and is called 588. In Korean 오팔팔, phonetically prounounced oh-pal-pal. 588 is the subway numner stop. Ome of the oldest brothels in seoul.

>You're pretty:  e-puh-yo

I've been pronouncing it as: Yep-po-yo, adding "maa-ny" or "chin-ja" in front

>Let's be honest, are there any foreigners in this post who had a real Korean chick (One that was at least $1,800/hr) who felt like he really connected with her?  

I did, but not in Hong Kong. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, and my last ATF was gorgeous. I was able to connect with her. I saw her close to 40 times in about a year and half. Unfortunately, she retired last year. Also, I was not the only one who connected with her. She was popular with a great many punters here. Boy, do we miss her!

It looks like we are luckier here in the US, because the vast majority of my sessions with Korean gals were full GFE. And, I've seen quite a few K-gals so far.

[ Last edited by  lefeu at 30-5-2012 14:37 ]

Lefeu, you may note from my post that a GFE is possible, but takes a lot of dedication and frequent visits. You noted youvisited her 40 times.  She probably bought a small apt in seoul with that dough and is very thankful to you.  Also, being in US is slightly different than KWG in HK. They actually have a little freedom in US and more friends. In HK, their lives are miserable...trust me, i listened to a KWG complain for an hour (which i paid for). But boy was it worth it. It was all part of my plan to build report with her so i could get a real GFE!

Regarding the korean word for pretty: technically, yeh-po-yo is correct, but koreans say e-po-yo and yeh-po-yo inter changeably in regular converdation. However, e-po-yo is considered more cute talk.

it must be truly be HORRIBLE in hk...my frequent punter friends here says the kwg are miserable here too.  They still work a shitloads of hours & debts to pay off.  They even got a little personal with a few of them outside &  some got ugly.  Believe it or not, thinks like getting random drunk dial or even drugs is not uncommon in the kwg world here.

You could also say: "Cyup-ta".

As for Korean women being submissive to Korean men... well, maybe when they're 18, but I'll tell you those AJUMMAs can be a pretty tough group

Korean men may control Korea, but the Ajumma's control the men .

As for mongering in K-land as a foreigner, it's generally pretty tough.  Expect lots of rejection.  Korea is still very much for Koreans.  You can blame the Japanese for that.  Japan colonized the country a while back and really f*cked the Koreans up.  As a result, Koreans are generally fairly distrustful of foreigners.... can't say I blame them looking back on their history.

one of my top five mongering exp is in Seoul.  i think it was the Sindorim RLD.  this was 10 years ago but went there late at night and skinny super pretty Kgirl behind pink neon.

D cups on a slim but not bony frame.....i can barely speak korean...only enough to say "pretty" and "slowly please"

I have been back to the land of the MORNING CALM, but thank you for the memories.


*I personally don't believe that ALL korean girls have plastic surg.  it's a ridiculous notion, especially when i know plenty of chinese girls in the US who have their eyelids done..but don't consider that surgery.  but if they see a pretty korean girl on TV...she's had work done.  something to be debated another time.

found your Enbi replacement?

If you're interested in Korean attitudes towards foreigners, watch this...

http://www.scroozle.com/2012/05/racist-propaganda-on-mbc.html


It's amazing the mainstream media is able to get away with this kind of stuff.... you'd think we were living in the 1800's.

No I haven't found replacement as yet. No time to look at the moment