Like a golf ball.....
Three guys were traveling on the road and they were tired, so they stopped at a nearby farm. The farmer goes to the first guy "You can sleep with the pigs," to the second guy "You can sleep with the cows," and to the third guy "You can sleep with my 18 lovely daughters."
In the morning, the ranch owner asks the three men how they felt.
The first guy said "like a pig."
The second guy said "like a cow."
The third guy put on a big smile and said "Like a golf ball. I've just been through 18 holes."
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