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two nuns
There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), andthe other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following usfor the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what hewants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at themost! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walkfaster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did theonly logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in oneminute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that wayand I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent andis worried about what has happened to SisterLogical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow usboth, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fastas I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can runfaster than a man with his pants down.
thats wat happens when a dude lets his small head take over 
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