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Reply #32 Frenchexpat's post

"Yeah, so its not only me! Good to hear. My plane trips are always the same. I sit and wait for my neighbourg to come next to me.... Oh heres a hot chick with huge rack and.... Nope, passes and walks away.... And here is this huge dude largely overweight (no offense but in economy, I feel for him) moves.... Hesitates and nods at me showing the seat next to me!!!!! Wtf!!!! Why? I hate you Cathay!!! Am sure they do something, they must have secret files on perv punters like me"

Bro that is me exactly!!  Feck that has happened to me so many times.  The last time I was in FC I had a dude sitting next to me that was pushing 350 lbs.  He got the seat because of mileage and not because he could actually afford the seat.  I was like you have got to be Fecking kidding me!!!  Where is my 110lb super model?

Hey I know where Emirates hottie flight attendants party in Dubai.  Damn they are hot and like to fuck!!  They have some very hot Thai girls there.
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by priapus at 7-5-2012 01:13
statistical near certainty that she has a boyfriend or is married ...

I think I broke that statistic

on a flight from India, got a good-looking spinner next to me (8/10), and she spent the entire flight telling me about how she wanted to escape the clutches of an arranged marriage, nearly grabbed my arm at one point

but no

I didn't close

was in a relationship and still burdened with all manner of old-fashioned ideas

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Originally posted by imbotswan at 20-4-2012 09:53 PM
Most aircraft have a handicapped toilet which has plenty of room for doing the deed. Not that it's ever happened to me.

which airline has handicapped toilets?  this is news to me

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TheButler   12-5-2012 04:29  Karma  +1   Yeah, I was gonna call BS on that too, but then there's a few I haven't flown ...
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by DArtagnan at 11-5-2012 16:50


I think I broke that statistic

...

I definitely broke it once.  In first class on a long haul flight I had a famous super model take the seat next to me.    However as D'Art sez, I had all manner of old fashioned ideas at that time and let her have her peace and quiet, figuring the poor girl probably got hit on every flight she took.    Looking back on it now, she was obviously hungry for good old fashioned sex with me in the lavatory.  Obviously!  And I denied her her most fervent wish!  How selfish of me!

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Reply #44 TheButler's post

Interesting ...

someone usefully pointed out to me the bleeding obvious ...

... that not a single person - boy or girl - ever wakes up on any given morning saying
  "today of all days I do NOT wish to be rushed off my feet by a glamorous stranger who can give me everything I've been hungering after"

It's a useful meme to carry




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Don't have a membership for an exclusive club like the mile high club, unfortunately. Would settle for having done it with a hot sexy flight attendant though! My expectations aren't high at all, heh.
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Reply #45 DArtagnan's post



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today of all days I do NOT wish to be rushed off my feet by a glamorous stranger who can give me everything I've been hungering after

this sounds more hubristic than useful.  as Western men, and all that means in terms of earning power, we do in fact have a lot to offer Asian women what with their traditional socioeconomic subjugation.

i think single female travelers are less likely to need a pervy white guy's money.  She obviously had the cash to afford the outsized airfares these days.

a perhaps more useful "meme" is you're not likely to ever see this woman again, and you have nothing to lose by making a play for that pussy.  it helps that she similarly sees no downside.  So if she's in the mood (and the boredom of air travel can induce that), she's very likely to be game.
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Originally posted by sirtiger at 12-5-2012 03:49


which airline has handicapped toilets?  this is news to me

usually the toilet in the tailmost section of the plane is 50% larger.  it is designated handicapped accessible.
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Originally posted by priapus at 12-5-2012 08:53 AM


usually the toilet in the tailmost section of the plane is 50% larger.  it is designated handicapped accessible.

Definitely news to me, I would imagine any handicap person would have to be given more room and that means bumped up to 1st class?
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Originally posted by priapus at 13-5-2012 00:53


usually the toilet in the tailmost section of the plane is 50% larger.  it is designated handicapped accessible.

Like in the 747?  I think that little bit of extra room is just from how the blocks fit together.  If anything, it requires a person to execute a turn on entering which would be impossible if you're not on your own two legs.  Anyway, I agree those tail section 747 bathrooms are the 'roomiest' and are the preferred places to bang a hot chick on a long flight . . . provided of course that you get to them early in the flight before all the peasants in the back have pissed all over the place . . . and left a bowl of gunky, standing water in the sink . . . and stunk up the air in there with a poisonous fart from eating god knows what . . . or left the paper toilet seat cover in place without flushing it down . . . or a turd in the bowl . . . or snot on the counter 'cause they couldn't find the tissues . . .

long haul flights, what can you say?




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Reply #50 TheButler's post

Wait you guys actually stay in your seat for the whole flight?

I usually fly air france or Swiss. (never Qatar or Emirates) and the crew don't mind you getting up and having a little get together at the rear doors.




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I've flown Emirates a few times and the flights don't seem to be as full or as busy.  So they seem pretty cool with people walking around.  They are also one of my favorite airlines.  Unfortunately, I had a SO each time I was flying on Emirates so I could not try to game the flight attendants.  Oh some of them were really hot and cute.  Emirates remains one of my favorite airlines to fly on.
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by priapus at 13-5-2012 00:50
i think single female travelers are less likely to need a pervy white guy's money.  

doh!!!

bro: YOU are the reason why women get so defensive

You're absolutely right though, there isn't a SINGLE person who wakes up in the morning thinking "all I want today is some complete stranger to offer me money in exchange for sex with me" ... and no, I don't believe WGs really think that either, they just do it because they're willing to make a compromise or are under some other pressure ...

Read the quote again

It's about charm, and about being the centre of the undivided attention of someone with the capacity to read and then satisfy your desires

THAT is what gets an interested response

from all girls

including from WGs

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Reply #53 DArtagnan's post

I have to agree here ... Charm is Everything yes even with wg. Anyone who has done the bar scene for any length of time knows that ... Treat it like you are afters civie and it a millions times better.

As for flights when ever I fly alone I always get stuck next a a bloke ... Think it's just sods law - and never flown with swilling participant for the mile high club.

However, I have met cabin crew afterwards a couple of times after chatting at the back whilst stretching my legs.

My favourite being an evening in bkk with a girl from Sri lankan airlines - even got herto wear the Sari.
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Flew into HK from Kuala Lumpur in '10 and was bumped up to F.C. If it was not enough for me to be happy to be bumped up to FC , I found the boarding pass seat number was next to a local FC travelling HK woman with tons of shopping bags marked with luxury abbreviations.

We chatted a lot for the entire duration and got her cracking into laughters with my gradually and increasing silly jokes on her profession (which she took very lightly)*  Nothing much physically exciting happened in the day time flight but we did exchange numbers and after a week of having met in the plane with naughty messages going to and fro our phones (and phone calls in the night), there was enough tension to 'release' and glad to say, it was a fantastic closure in a hotel on harbour road wanchai

Sure it took time and no we both don't qualify for the HMC but certainly things did start at FL350

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Last year flying to HK on Virgin, there was one flight attendent which caught my attention and had a good chat with her in the rear but one of the gay flight attendents came to the back and disrupted everything... Maybe better luck this time when I flight.
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I think I would get too grossed out to have sex in bathroom, the germaphobe in me would best out the horny guy in me
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Yup, joined many years ago... but with my ever growing girth (in all the wrong places) i doubt it would ever happen again...

Scenario: simple, long haul flight from melbourne to LA, flying with a school friend in economy up back of plane.. was an overnighter,,,, drunk, horny, asked friend (whom i'd never shagged - but wanted too ) if its normal to get a hard on in a plane due to the altitude...

She asked "have you?"... no reply, clicked flightees button to get another drink... so 'have you?'.... said yes, and was all embarrassed....

Well i will leave the rest to you to imagine, although it was a pleasant surprise.. although it was shorter than the conception of my second child! but it did last 3 weeks whilst travelling until i hooked up with another gal when out and about in SanDiego... now thats another story, and was many many years ago!.....
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by sirtiger at 12-5-2012 03:49


which airline has handicapped toilets?  this is news to me

Qantas A380 has one in business class and 747 has one at the front of economy. Singapore A380 have them also. I'm sure most airlines have long haul aircraft with at least one. Look for a toilet with a single hinged door that opens outwards instead of the usual bi-fold doors that hinge in the middle and open inwards.

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I think the ultimate would be to get it on with a flight attendant... i can imagine the rush, plus there is no need for cosplay since she's already in a costume... I walked into a first class toilet once and they are so much nicer than the ones at the back... much more room, very clean and smelled like a garden... perfect place for a quicky!
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