There was a man who woke up one morning with a red ring around his member. Astonished by this, he panicked and hurried to the emergency room. The ER doctor looked at it and gave the man some lotion to rub on it twice a day. He advised that if there were no positive results he should come back the next day.

This went on for three days, until a new nurse happened to be in the same ER. She asked if she could suggest something. The doctor, now at his wit's end because he wasn't able to cure the problem, agreed to let the nurse try her hand. The nurse gave the man a tube of lotion, and advised the patient to rub it very gently on his member before he went to bed. The man went home and followed her instructions.

The very next day he stopped by the hospital, happy as a lark! He found the nurse and doctor and thanked them for all their help. As the man left, the doctor turned to the nurse and asked what the miracle lotion was. The nurse smiled and replied, "Lip stick remover."