A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.


The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"



"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."


The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

seems to make fun of the Irish people

It's not a joke about the Irish bro..

Now that is a great joke..good on Rico!

lol nice. good priest joke

thanks for sharing

Sort of - it's honouring their legendary finesse at finding the right words ...

haha, awesome joke. Thanks for sharing that with us Rico.

Perhaps he just means unused on a woman.    These are Catholic priests after all.

haaha. not a bad one as well. That's two I found that I like bro Rico. So that's 145 more jokes to go.

Bloody hell bro that was quick......Did nothing else tickle you fancy..  Only read the jokes when you are feeling down or pissed off...